I was standing at the trash, peeling an orange. And of course, my dad walked over to me cause my phone is on. I'm reading a book. Hes all, "what are you reading" I told him it was just a random book. AS IT WAS THE MIDDLE OF A SEX SCENE AND I WAS TRYING NOT TO DIE BECAUSE IF I TOOK MY PHONE HE WOULD GET SUSPICIOUS AND IF HE LOOKED AT WHAT I WAS READING YOU COULD EASILY TELL IT WAS THE MIDDLE OF A SEX SCENE No one even as the pairing. I will not answer