(Andre was on vacation with his friend James and they were scoping out graveyards on the way, as you do, when Andre saw it. Rising out of the old cemetery, big as an old (macabre) telephone pole. Was this some kind of bizarre art piece the authorities hadn't gotten wise to yet? Even as Andre stepped out of the car, the megaphones on its "head" screeched to life. "NINE. EIGHTEEN. ONE. CHILD. SEVENTEEN. REMOVE. VILE.". A buzzing, doubled voice screamed random words at him. At this point, it jerked into motion, striding down the hill towards him.)