Rap Battle- Flint vs You
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RipperX2[OP]
30.12.2018 03:11
LinkComment your raps below, don't be afraid to turn the oven on
Don't take offence to anything I say.
ShadowBon510
30.12.2018 03:40
LinkEyyy fnaf rp
RipperX2[OP]
30.12.2018 03:45
LinkYAaS
You try to fit in to no avail
Is it to me or are you looking pale
Your blue why are blue that's so old-school
While my vibrant colors bring all homealls
Get your furry ass back on tick tok
Fore your mom finds out and beats you with a flip flop
You wanna git got?
Now get rocked
By the end of this verse I'm gonna have your ass shocked
Id call you a blueberry
But your colors a bit more primary
Get your ass kicked by a cat, must be scary
Your rhymes got trashed
Go on, lemme hear your rough draft
My words hard to ingest
Feel the pain in your chest
Cuz you just got wrecked by the best of the best
(Lmao sorry it's horrible I litterally just put it together in like thirty seconds)
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Flint: Fine, I'll roast u.
Eddsworld died 3 years ago, why is it your avatar?
The way that rap was written might leave you depressed in a bar.
It's not hard to believe you writ that, because the way I cringed.
I cringed so hard, I injected myself with poison, using a 5 foot syringe.
I'm done XD
When I look at you i dont see a rapper
when you look at me you see ''dapper''
you cant even make people laugh
you make em cringe
findin my merch will leave you to scavenge
while only one person likes yours
you see everyone wearin my tee's
try to top that,in 12 and 3
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Flint: Well your raps are good.
But, OUCH. That's some absurd grammar.
You can tech me how to rap, but I bet you can't teach me.
I'll always be on my throne, drinking the blood of my enemies.
Soon I'll put you in that cup.
But after I roast you, your raps will be hard to throw up.
Flint: You wanna put up a fight?
But it's already ended.
Get out your ice
Cause I'm a fire breathing dragon
I'll be roasting you like a marshmallow
And I'll keep roasting you, 'till your body turns to jello
You'll be callin 911, ask for the fire department.
When they ask you whats wrongs, you'll say," Help, I'm retarded"
Flint: Oh, I'm sorry.
But do you have time to rhyme?!
You sound like a toddler PLAYING WITH A WIND CHIME!
You say you're water dragon?
Oh,well. I bet the water ain't clean!
Not everything you say is exactly what you mean.
How can I get schooled if I'm at college level?
Since I was born I've been I learning rebel.
You may ask why, it's because I already know it all!
So instead of learning, I'll burn you while playing basket-ball.
I may be a kitty
but it may not be pretty
when i scratch,
attack,
and make that face go to pitty
I am a decendent of a TIGER
I'll ride my cousin like a RIDER
while I leave u in the dust
well i might even BE A BITEER
u not answer?
bet u shocked!
your past battles
can be replaced by typing ROBOTS
Matrix?
Nope, real life
hitting the face
of good luck
with his knife!
Not a joke.
Your luck's down to 0!
With this battle
I won
Your dead MEAT-O!
Flint- I know this is real life,
So how about you sit down, and pray to the lord, Jesus Christ.
You're running out of ammunition
Roasting you in the kitchen, that's my mission, my tradition.
My raps are brilliant
And that comes with talent
I'm burned in the back of your mind
And afterward you'll be grinded, blinded, reminded of that 3rd Degree burn that I gave you, oh wait, nevermind then.
Your stay has expired
this hotel is for skill, which you have not acquired
OH! That hurt! I might even cry.
JK! The thing is your OC,well u tried.
But the color, well, its blunt.You are bland, un-unique.
Go drown. In a pool. No, in a sink.
NO! Dont speak. Your too bad at time.
I have been waiting an hour, no, more than rhyme
that I made,
Big mistake,
slice of cake,
heart break,
im better than rhymes
your time is UP!