This is the song that you sing When you're waiting for someone Hopefully the person that you're waiting for Will be there really soon But I wouldn't wanna wait for anybody Other than you This is the hymn that you hum When youre feeling funny Hopefully the feeling that you're feeling Will eventually fade But the other times the feeling has stayed Yea-a-ah This is the dance that you do When you're making money Hopefully the money that you're making Will make you a millionaire I wouldn't marry a millionaire Unless a millionaire cared for me This is the scene that you sing When you're sleeping soundly Don't make a sound though The soothing slumber will cease You won't be at ease or at peace Yea-a-ah Every day we're tired and asleep when we're awake We choke on the cold heart ache of a loved one's loss Watch as I perform my own ****ing tracheotomy