Give me funny school stories
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XxSaturnxX
24.02.2021 02:37
LinkAh yes,
The time chocolate milk came out my friend’s nose in the school cafeteria-
In front of her crush.
XxSaturnxX
24.02.2021 02:37
Link(That wasn’t funny but it’s the best I have, lol.)
Lookno1ce[OP]
24.02.2021 02:37
LinkLmfdo
On the bus somebody threw a condom full of water at the bus driver and is busted all over him and then he stopped the bus and just walked away
well once i told my crush i was going to marry him and regretted it so much when i was older 🤔🤔
lawl this was in kindagarden
1) I was in my MASTERS class (MASTERS is a medical academy i got accepted into at my school) and we were in our break out rooms doing this presentation and my neighbor's dog ran in the house (my neighbors and my parents are very close so intrusions like this is normal) and he ran to me and so i picked im up and asked my friends if tey wanted to see him. they said yes and so i turned on my camera and mic and showed them yada yada. but when i turned off my mic and camera i left my mouse hovering over the mic button and the doggo's paw touched te track pad and turned my mic on. when i put him on the floor he scratched my thigh and i yelled "ow kill me kill me kill me" with my mic on and my teacher just stared at the screen with her camera on, hella shocked and made the weirdest face ..... i hated that experience
2) I was eating and my comfortable eating position is hunched over ig and uh i didnt notice i turned on my mic so i was hunched over with my face right next to the mic chewing my food when my teacher-
-fr called me out and said "annie we can hear you eating can you turn your mic off, it is getting distracting"
3) We were playing kahoot and i brought up an old inside joke about justin biebers hair and then it just escalated weirdly---
4) okay so when i was in the 7th grade the sixth graders would always jump off the stair case we have in the main part of the school (also known as the quad) . well there was this one particularly chubby 6th grader who tried jumping off but messed up and just rolled down... it was hard not to laugh but i felt so bad at the same time---
once i was in class in maybe like kindergarten or first and some kid legit flipped his ****ing desk because he got mad
and another time I was in class and we heard someone yell "I took a shit in the hallway" followed by the loud running of a child
Someone left their mic on for online class while they were talking about their crushes,,her crush was in the class and he heard,,
OH and I got in a fight with a homophobe and pined him to the floor and punched the shit out of him
I got cheered on
Best ****ing feeling ever
one time a kid snorted salt. that was our (me and my friends') fault. he blacked out for a minute or two so he says, but i dont trust him he was a freshman at the time
choir class the teacher sent the basses into the hallway to do sectional (practicing in our sections) and when we went out there and the basses were called in a VERY stoned percussion kid walked out of the bathroom and went "where did the guys singing the halo theme go?"
we had to do presentations in history class but we were through with them before the end of class and the teacher let us play minecraft kahoots the rest of class. it got heated. very heated.
same history class, a kid spent a good 10 minutes trying to explain smash bros strats to all of us before our teacher was like "trevor PLEASE"
one time i vandalized a sign to say "outside is closed due to aids" and i never got caught lmao
me and the boys made a nasty soup out of various things like warm chocolate milk and cherry coke and doritos and shredded cheese. We all tried it. It was horrible. I ordered pizza delivered to the school afterwards. My friend who helped me mastermind the whole thing threw up the next day cause of it. I tasted italian seasoning until like 8PM that night, we did it at noon. one guy DRANK IT. we had a small crowd of bewildered students watching us.
same day as nasty soup, it was car show day, aka there are come cars but it's mostly high school field day. The most notable part of car show day is the junk car they bring to school and let kids smash up with a sledgehammer. That day I witnessed two kids walk by holding the WHOLE ASS BUMPER OF THAT CAR. I have a bit of it >:)
this guy asked me to be his girlfriend(i denied) then later in the year he threw a traffic cone at me
also when i was in kindergarten i said i wanted to marry my friends 😳
an amalgamation of 10 1st grade girls dressed as elsa for halloween
i need nkt to say more