IT’S GONNA GET MOLDY

MAGIC BAGUETTE

MAGIC CAN’T STOP THE AGING PROCESS OF A BAGUETTE

YES IT CAN

IM THE MAGIC BAGUETTE MAN

IM A MAGIC FRENCH FEMBOY BAGUETTE THAT RUNS AROUND AND SMACKS PEOPLE WITH NAGUETTES

THEN THE BAGUETTE IS A VERY GOOD BAGUETTE, IT JUST HASN’T AGED YET

YAS

I ALREADY DID BUT I WON IT WITH A GUN AND A BOAT NOT A BAGUETTE

I USED A BAGUETTE TO ESCAPE PRISON THO

BUT MOLD SPORES CAN BE USED AS A CHEMICAL WEAPON

YAS THEY CAN

SHUISHJSKHKJSB

MAGIC FEMBOY BAGUETTE HAS LEFT THE CHAT

NO IM NOT LEAVJNG

THE MAGIC FEMBOY BAGUETTE HAS REJOINED GHE CHAT

What’s Your favorite song?

I don’t have discorord or I would be an lgbtq+ islander in that roblox game and I wouldn’t shut up about it

Mine is “don’t throw out my legos” by AJR, “no grass today” by AJR, and “guns and ships” by yours truly, the magical femboy baguette

no

My boyfriend does if that helps?

bro I love emojis 👌🏾

✨emojis✨

i just had an awesome childhood memory from when I was 10 come back I was friends with a girl named Hailee and we caught a ladybug while we were outside playing soccer and named it bob Ross and he died but he was awesome

crisis buddies are cool 🤠

ikr Hailee cried when her brother Kyle just ****ing came out of nowhere and smushed him 😔🐞

it’s the middle of winter in New York I ain’t going to be finding any soon lol

I wonder how Hailee is now, we made it to America together, but she got deported I really hope she’s alive and well

yeah 😭

Peggy is literally like a block away from my house what do you mean

nothing happened to her I drew a picture of her earlier today lol

Eliza and Peggy are mad at each other for reasons that involve me apperantly making eliza’s husband gay.

Peggy is siding with me She’s my best friend, but Eliza hates me for sitting in the background playing animal crossing as Eliza walked in on her husband kissing john

Peggy literally pulled in doing donuts in the parking lot when I was like 16 and just came to the US after I got stood up

she’s super dramatic

Peggy is a reliable friend

yeah

why is my name so long

I was literally birthed into this world for the war, that was my parents intent, and they named me after every viable saint that could protect me in a battle and I guess it was my purpose in life and that’s why it’s so long?

Marie-Joseph Paul Yves Roch Gilbert du Motier de La Fayette, Marquis de La Fayette

there’s a comma,p in it, and sometimes I forget

my very purpose in life was to fight in the war

and When I was fourteen I wasn’t wondering what my purpose in life was, I was just sitting in the background being gay as **** but pretending to be straight because it was middle school

yuh

ahaahahaha I’m giving to AJR and I lost the apple pencil

*bibing

*vibing

lmao

ok so you know how Thomas, jemmy, and Alex all work at the capitol

I also got a job there as a security gaurd

And when the shit happened, jemmy sent me a video of Alex and Thomas having a debate while there where guns pointing to their ****ing heads STILL BRO

yeah, I work literally protecting my friends and my father and it’s great

they were about to get ****ing killed, and they were literally arguing about hats HATS YOU GUYS ARE IN A LIFE OR DEATH SITUATION AND YOURE ARGUING ABOUT HATS

I was trying to fight off people at the front doors

IKR

it was traumatizing, but games medicine, tomato engine, and salamander ham, we’re having an argument about hats

I WAS LIEK I HAVE A ****ING GUN KF YOU GUYS DONT BACK IT UP AND UPSTAIRS THEYRE LIKE HATS OMG NO MY HAT JS THE BEST OMGGEEE NO MINEEE

tomato and salamander need to ****ing chill

Games started coughing up blood, and I had to run in and get him outside and away

liek, more than normal, he was having a ****ing heart attack or something idk I’m not a doctor

he tested negative, he’s rich and privileged and he gets tested quite often

He is.

He’s literally dying a slow, painful death

the doctors said they couldn’t do anything, just keep him heavily medicated for a while, but he’ll probably die in his 30’s

HE DID

James is my friend why would you say something like that I’d go to the ends of the earth for him

HE KNEW

listen, I talked to James about it often. He’d call both me and Thomas and ask how the other one were doing

Well don’t feel bad, I’m just really protective of jem because he’s so emotionally and physically fragile, yknow? If he forgets his schizophrenia medicine one day he’ll be batshit

it’s fine, I’m just super worried about him

I’d do the same thing if you talked about Peggy or herc like that

Wich you didn’t even do anything, I’m just like this

I’ve just lost so many people that the few living people with at I’m close to mean the world to me

even alexander

and I honestly am kinda done with his bullshit

He’s chaotic

you didn’t do anything

I’m tired lol

I’m in New England time and it’s 1:13 auajahjhaiuahijsgsgghhghhg

yeah, and every other sensible person in this house besides Alex is sleeping

and I’m trying really hard to not wake up my sleeping boyfriend but he’s a really light sleeper lol so my brightness is low af

he is

The walls are a paper thin here, and I can literally hear him typing

and John just woke up too “Alex, go to bed it’s one in the morning” “Yeah, it’s only one”

“one is late”

Ok John is walking out

He is walking to the kitchen

is he making pizza rolls?

He’s making pizza rolls

yeah John woke up at 1 am to tell his boyfriend to go to bed, but then he’s going to go downstairs and make pizza rolls

what will he do next

He just sneezed very loudly

Ok the pizza rolls are done

He’s going back to his room

“John you’re such a hypocrite” “These are literally for you” “Oh thanks then”

Alex is now eating pizza rolls and writing

John turned on a show or something and Alex sounds mad

okkkkkkkk let’s ummmmm nkt talk about what’s happening now

a,,,a thing👀

That That escalated quickly

no why do I have to live with this

I’m leaving earth

This is unrelated but I hate america

it’s not unfinished it’s overflowing With idiots

I’m going to sleep it’s almost two in the morning and I’m tired

WHY ARE PEOPLE SO NICE I SJBSJISHJSIBJSINAJKABHJ

IIIIIIIII

THANK YOU

AAA