you know how long it takes to get my hair to not be ****ing flat and lookin like a light bulb??!?

and then I look in the mirror every morning and cry cause I look like a lightbulb

but then I stop crying cause I remember I do this every morning and then stop crying once I start making it look not flat

no I look like a lightbulb when it’s flat not like Dora my hairs not quite long enough I have like a mullet