Xenos and Danny. The Roger Protection Squad.

Xenos: *he nods.* *wheeze*))

Xenos: *gently grabs Rogers arm* Where you goin-

Xenos: Mmmmmm- Last time I left you alone you got hit by a truck-

Xenos: Uhm. Metaphorically of course.

Xenos: *sigh* Ive been taking care of him since then though-

Xenos: oH mY- Your- uh- I even healed him after that- *he holds Roger closer* I- hrrrrrg-

Xenos: I wouldn’t dare do any of those things. I swear on my life if I ever kill, hurt, or break his heart I’d kill myself. *its unclear if he’s serious or just saying that-*

Xenos: *he nods* I can respect that..

Xenos: *his attention is quick to turn to Roger and he puts his hands on Rogers cheeks, looking guilty* Hey- What’s wrong..?

Xenos: We won’t okay..? I don’t want to hurt your friend- well. Not anymore. Imma get you home, okay? Then we can just.. talk..?

Xenos: *he picks him up and teleports home*

Xenos: I’m sorry..

Xenos: *he nods, still feeling sorry*

Xenos: Well.. uh.. w-what now..?

Xenos: *he sighs and hugs him*

Xenos: I’m sorry- again. For being stupid and mentioning that one time- *he rests his head on Rogers shoulder*

Xenos: hrrr- Okaaay. *hes still sorry.*

Xenos: *he smiles faintly* Well.. Uh.. I’m gonna have to take much better care of you now... but.. anything you wanna do..? I Know I already asked that-

Xenos: Hmm.. uh.. we could- go- Uhm... I got nothin either

Xenos: .... Uh... we could- See if any other people have ideas-? Like- friends or somethin I dunno.

Xenos: I mean it’s up to you..

Xenos: *he nods quietly and kisses Rogers cheek* okay.

Xenos: *boops him* so. Where too?

Xenos: where do your friends usually hang out-?

Xenos: Ohh.. guess we could see what.,. Jack is doing-? Cause your actually my only friend- but your also my boyfriend so- *awkward chuckle*

Xenos: Yeaaah. Most people tend to not like me- Or my kind. Stereotypes.

Xenos: Heh. *he smiles and ruffles Rogers hair* I used to be a pain in the ass till I met you..

Xenos: Mmhm.. not as much as some people but.. I wasn’t good- *he hugs him* Thank you.

Xenos: god I love you. Now. Jack or... Well I mean I have someone who tolerates me we could go visit-? Your choice. Jack or the shack dwelling weirdo?

Xenos: Alrighty. *he puts an arm around Roger and teleports them both to a beautiful shack in the middle of an open field* tada.

Xenos: Mmhm. *some random guy walks out and looks the two up and down* Fancy shack man: You. Again?

Fancy Shack Man: I told you not to come back here- Xenos: but- I wanted you to meet my boyfriend- Fancy shack man: oh? Then come on in.

Xenos: *he smiles faintly and brings Roger inside* Fancy Shack Man/Yantze: Names Yantze. *he closes the door once the two are inside*

Yantze: well-? Xenos: This is Roger, my boyfriend..

Yantze: Mm. You seem nervous Roger. Why’s that? Xenos: :|

Yantze: Ah. Well no need to be nervous. *he gives Roger a gentle smile* Xenos: *quiet being*

Yantze: welp. Make yourselves at home. I’m gonna make tea. ((Who does thAt sound like lmao))

Xenos: *he puts his arm around Roger again and holds him close* Yantze: *soft chuckle then he goes to make tea*

Xenos: *he kisses his cheek quickly* Well.. Whatcha think so far..?

Xenos: *he chuckles quietly* He is pretty nice.. For an ex overlord.

Xenos: Mmhm. He had an entire continent in his grasp- But then well.. he lost it. And almost died.. so now he’s here.

Xenos: Yup. *he pokes Rogers cheek, smiling like the dork he is- Even after that conversation*

Xenos: ... Yantze: *he comes back with tea* here we go.

Yantze: I have a few tricks up my sleeve. *he smiles and hands them each a cup* Xenos: Thank you s- Yantze. *he looks embarrassed for some reason*

Yantze: Your welcome. *he sits in a chair across from them* Well. Why’d you two really come here?

Yantze: of course you where. Well. I might have some ideas to help out with your boredom. Xenos: *he quietly drinks his tea*

Yantze: Yup.

Yantze: Well there are games, I have some yard work I need help with- And I could show you how to fix up the cracks in Xenos’s mask if you’d like.

Yantze: so, what’ll it be first?

Yantze: Alrighty. *He snaps and the mask appears in his hands* Come with me, Roger

Yantze: *he stands as well and leads Roger to a back room* Xenos: *he stays where he is. Knowing he can’t follow even if he wanted To*

Yantze: *he leads him to a shed out back and sets the mask on the table and hands Roger some gloves* if you’d like to keep your fingers you’ll put these on.

Yantze: *he puts his own gloves on and pokes the masks eye inner socket and it just stops glowing and just- It stops everything. And just seems to be a normal mask* alrighty. Now we can start.

Yantze: *he sighs and grabs a hot poker from a bucket* don’t worry.. it won’t hurt him.

Yantze: *he grabs Rogers hand and pokes the tip of the poker against it, it doesn’t burn one bit* see?

Yantze: Yup. *he then sticks the tip of the poker into the crack and snaps the worst cracked pieces off.*

Xenos: *still inside In a world of pain On the floor* Yantze: *he hands the peices to Roger* just set them in the water over there. *gestures to water bucket*

Yantze: Alright. Now watch carefully. *he takes out one piece from the water and presses it into the spot it belongs on the mask* hold that there. Xenos: *screaming in pain. But neither of them can hear it cause the stupid houses sound proof walls*

Yantze: *he smiles faintly* *the mask twitches and the peice seals to the main peice and Yantze repeats this process till the mask is fixed* then.. you put the whole thing in the water to let it numb, cause if you wake it back up before th- *he pauses* Oh shit.

Yantze: Ooh no.. I forgot one step...

Yantze: I really hope he’s not dead- *he takes the mask out of the water and dries it off, not bother to go check if Xenos is even alive.*

Xenos: *hes just on the floor, twitching a bit, but he’s breathing- And bleeding.*

Xenos: *hes laying on his stomach so it’s difficult to see the extent of the damage but he takes a shakes breath and whimpers a bit as his arm moves.. Wrong.*

Xenos: *it literally looks like someone threw him into a lion pit- He’s got these deep gashes in his chest, neck, face And legs, it isn’t good-*

Xenos: *he winces a bit and shivers* H-hnng... Yantze: *walks back into his shack and pauses* Huh. Where’d they go-?

Xenos: *he whimpers quietly when Roger leaves his side but he knows he’ll be back, he’s just... Scared..?*

Xenos: *he.. He’s asleep-*

Xenos: ...

Xenos: *hes just fast asleep* *the mask appears next to Roger with a little note*

*the note reads: Hey, I’m sorry about what probably happened to Xenos, He’ll be okay though, I promise. You just have to take care of the injuries or he’ll bleed to death, which, you’ve probably already done, anywho, I’m sorry again. -Yantze Davis.*

Xenos: *after a few hOurs he finally starts to wake up-*

Xenos: Hnng... *he sits up and winces then lays back down* where..?

Xenos: *he looks over at him and smiles faintly* I’m glad.. how long have I been out...?

Xenos: Oh geez.. what happened..? *he doesn’t remember the whole.. Yantze mask incident-*

Xenos: oh.. *he nods slowly* so.. he took it apart.. while it was still... ‘awake’

Xenos: well.. that makes sense.. *he sighs softly and sits up again and puts a hand on Rogers cheek* geez.. I owe you darling.. Again.

Xenos: *he smiles slightly* heh.. well. I’m still gonna repay you one of these days.. when you least expect it.

Xenos: *he smiles and swings his legs off the side of the couch and winces* Oops..

Xenos: *he laughs softly* I’m okay!

Xenos: just- hurt a little. Now. Cmere and gimme a hug okay..?

Xenos: *he hugs him back, then lays back down and holds him close* hahah

Xenos: I have you in my clutches now- you shall not escape- *obviously He’s delirious*

Xenos: hehehe

Xenos: I loovveee you.. *he rests his head on Roger shoulder, Tired*

Xenos: *he- He nuzzles him and yawns* mm.. your warm..

Xenos: *blood loss has made him basically high* Jwhxbsn.

Xenos: I feel weird..

Xenos: mmmhm..

Xenos: *hugs him back a lil tight*

Xenos: *he smiles like the tired dork he is*

Xenos: :0 I’ve been kissed by an angel..~ *its unclear if he’s just flirting.. Or seeing things-*

Xenos: mm.. my angel.. *he smiles and closes his eyes*

Xenos: *happy*

Xenos: *he smiles and ruffles Rogers hair*

Xenos: aww.

Xenos: :p

Xenos: :0 *he boops him back*

Xenos: *he snickers*

Xenos: Whaat~?

Xenos: Oh i dare. cause you have a very boopable nose darling. *he pauses* that was an odd sentence.

Xenos: *he pokes Rogers forehead* i loove you.

Xenos: *he smiles more* love you more.

Xenos: Hm. I love you more then the multiverse can comprehend.

Xenos: I love you more then the amount of atoms in the multiverse.

Xenos: *he smiles*

Xenos: *he hugs him back*

Xenos: *he smiles* eheh.

Xenos: *he ruffles rogers hair, wincing a bit*

Xenos:...

Xenos: *he sighs and just lays there*

Xenos: *he shakes his head* Nah, I'll probably be asleep when you get back. Stay safe darling.

Xenos: *he just lays there- then falls asleep.*

Ebony: *randomly runs into Roger, like. actually runs into him* ACK-

Ebony: *he grabs Roger by the shirt collar and yanks him up quickly* sorry-

Ebony: Mmkay then. *he stands there awkwardly*

Ebony: rush- what rush theres no rush-!

Ebony: *nervous thing*

Ebony: me- okay-? im never okay. *he laughs awkwardly*

Ebony: Imma- imma just- get going now-

Ebony: Wait. i recognize you now! Roger right-?

Ebony: your... dating Xenos?-

Ebony: Oh. Uh.. this got awkward..

Ebony: No reason. i just- uh. sorry for... trying to kill him- so many times.

Ebony: oh i am not talking to him.

Ebony: *he nods silently* Well. I guess you'll just have to tell him i'm sorry-? I don't know. anywho. cya.

Ebony: *he runs back off to the mansion* Xenos: *he- being the idiot he is- wakes up after a bit and stands up and wanders the house*

Xenos: *he isn't on the couch of course, he's just in the kitchen. making tea*

Xenos: *he inhales sharply then smiles* heh. Hello darling.

Xenos: Where've you been?

Xenos: *he tenses a bit at Ebonys name* Did he hurt you-?..

Xenos: Huh.. Thats weird..

Xenos: ah well. its good he finally figured out how to say sorry. *he turns around and smiles faintly and hugs Roger*

Xenos: *he ruffles Rogers hair* Ebony: *he gets back to the mansion, finally*

Xenos: *he smiles more and pauses* oh yes. the tea.

Xenos: *he simply takes the kettle off the stove* you want any-?

Xenos: Alrighty.

((tbh i'm getting bored with this lmao)) Xenos: ... *he pours himself the hot water and well. tea.*

So- uh- wanna start some random chaos-?)) Xenos: *he watches then sips his tea* sdjc hot-

but why

😤

Eyesore: Can't I poke da bean.

... * poke *

>:3

* uno reverse *

No

no :mint : *poke * -w-

:mint: Owo?

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Because