ill havE a doublE triplE bossy dEluxE on a raft, four by four animal stylE, Extra shinglEs with a shimmy and a squEEze, light axlE grEasE makE it cry, burn it and lEt it swim

(we steal ideas around here) I will havE a quad patty with a sprinkling of Himalayan salt, smokEd paprika, and micro grEase. I would likE my pattiEs with chEEsE. But not just ANY chEEsE will do... HavE you any aged gouda?