yes. you are bad to the bone

you're only good to the bone if you drink it straight from the source

......cow....? what were you thinking.

are you sure. that erm didn't sound too confident.

try.

i know you're lying because cows weren't what i was thinking of

no? since when could men make breast milk? god. you're disgusting.

my mothers nutritious titty milk of course

WE'RE TALKING ABOUT MILK HERE. STAY FOCUSED ON THE TOPIC.

oh..... i see..............mmmmmm......hey can he give me some

SHE HAS TO BE TO STORE ALL OF THE LIQUIDS IN THERE!! SHU YUP

NOHELP PLEASE DonT PELASE i just .... i jusrt ........ he has some HUUGE cartons of milk and he must be so exhausted from carrying them around abll the time........ im just sayuing i gcould help by emptying them a little bit

MY MOUTH ! i cant let that scrumptious pilk go to waste

no no no you don't understand. i um i have hypocalcemia this would be super beneficial to me please.i need to squeeze him dry

no you ****ign DONT tis is a SERIOUS illness i have and i NEED curing and the ONLY cure is letting me SUCK ON PEPSIMANS PEPSIMANBOOBS

awww you silly goose ! i would never mean that! you're too sweet and innocent to hear the things i'm about to do to pepsiman now here suck on your baby bottle while i go and suck on pepsimans nipples

slllrrrp srlllp sllrlsrlslrlrrppp too late! slsrsrlsrpsrlp slllrlrlrlprp mmmm

mmmmm ahh sssslllllrrrrppppp my mission is already in motion slllllrlrlrpppppp mmmmmmm im already slurping up his juices mmmmmm

mmm yum yum that was delicious ! i'll be taking him home now he will be the start of my collection (and so you don't get your filthy hands on him) bye!

donmtyou DARE bring out the ultrakill quotes. take pepsiman i don't care ! dobt even THINK about quoting my babygirl gabriel

neither does mine my breath smells like the delicious pilk you wanted oh so desperately

THROWS PEPSIMAN AT YOU. FINE! TAKE YOUR PEPSI! i have my REAL honey bun to go and see. you took his name in vain.

his. words i mean what am i saying anymore

NONOONONO NO ON NO ON NO N NN ONO NON NO NONO N NON NON ON ON ON O GETS ON MY KNEES AND STARTS PLEADING. I BEG YOU. PLEASE HAVE MERCY DO NOT TAKE HIM FROM ME HE IS THE LIGHT IN MY DARKNESS PLEASE OH PLEASE OH PRETTY PLEASE WITH SPRINKLES, SAUCE AND A RIPE SHINY CHERRY ON TOP WITH A FLAKE

NOOOOOOOOOOHOHOHOHOOHOOOOOOOO PLEEEEEEEEAAAAAASSSEEEEEEE!!!! DROPS TO TKE FLOOR WHILE UGLY SOBBING. GRABNS YOU TIGHTLY BY THE ANKLES

NEVER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! PELASE GIVE HIM BAKC TO MW I WILL DO ANUYTHIMG

WHAT MUST I DO TO HET YOU TO GIVE HIM BACK TO ME .................................

im probably over a hundred years old in butterfly years NOW GKVE HIM BACK BEFORE I SPLAY THE GORE OF YOUR PROFANE FORM ACROSS THE STARS

NO IT ****ING DOESNT it smells like cool breeze extra chewing gum cause i just had some to APPEASE YOUR CRUEL ASS NOW GIVE HIM BACK TO ME

I DO NOT NEED TO BRUSH MY TEETH I'M TOO BUSY PREPARING TO REND YOU APART AND MAKE YOU BECOME INANIMATE ONCE MORE

Not what I was getting at but that works too

And skull from the emojis dUh 🙄🙄