Phone art hard
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kiggle-snips 
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kiggle-snips[OP]
30.07.2022 22:18
LinkI just made an entire poster to give myself the sex talk based on a species of bird people I made
Hbu
Daaaaaammnnn bbb
I would
But the jerks are at home and they are nosey as shit
I say fvck then Jerks and say your talking to God they'll leave you alone lol
I just say that I'm talking to myself because they already think I lost my mind
Which is fine ig
Oooooooo lmao anyways I wanna rp your other priest man heheheh dilf vampire get in here
Kaiser:wha what does that mean?
You might get new love
Kaiser:*thumbs up*
Edmund is just in draw me like ur french girls pose like 'you come here often?'
Fvcken knew it ANYWAYS lol uh I'm guessing there at the church or something and and meet
And no bc Edmund does forget how to do basic things occasionally
Hehehe he's a very depressed but hot man ok he believes in both God and Satan and is just like Jesus Satan please take me to hell already
Satan be like hahaha suffer
Kaiser:*just reading a book that was in a language not on the world while leaning against one of the churches walls*
Edmund came back from reverse exorcism and hung his coat on the rack
Kaiser:*he yawned a little because his nocturnal body doesn't like staying awake at day so he's tired all the time but is like hahaha fvck you I need a paying job body and continues reading*
(Man really needs to get a night job lol)
Kaiser:*that caused his forever cut in his forehead to bleed more and hurt and he just like fvck*ow ow*he tried to stop it lol*
Edmund stopped and turned around "oh no I'm so sorry are you okay?"
Kaiser:*he turned away so he couldn't see*yeah I'm fine*after he got the cut back to its normal bleed he turned back around*sorry about that
He frowns a bit noticing the cut "huh, that doesnt look too good"
Kaiser:*he seemed to get a little nervous*oh uh it's fine nothing much
Kaiser:*his eyes just went ow and he covered them*must they be so bright...
The bandaids weren't very colorful, and he just sticky one on the cut and puts the rest away
*haha cut says no and bleeds through it*
Kaiser:*he just grumbles as the blood went the sticky part and it fell off lol*
(Atleast he tried lol)
Kaiser:*he feels the urge to yawn and Is like fvck and trys to stop himself*
Kaiser:*suffers and just is like fvck it and yawns showing off his sharp ass fangs ahahaha*
Kaiser:*thinks about his kids setting the kitchen on fire again and is like worry*
Kaiser:well I have kids at home and there very dumb*he relaxed a little*why are trying to help me?
Kaiser:*he just raised his eye brow*I was just joking.... now answer my question
Kaiser:*his face now looks like a mixture of sadness and trying to hide it*
(He is really attention starved and is like extremely afraid of getting attached to people now hahahah trauma)
(Heheheh very sad man want me to explain some of his loree)
Kaiser:*he flinched a few times*
(So technically like in old ages lol he had a husband who was also a vampire but nothing like what Kaiser the husband's name was Alex they were able to keep up there human like appearance to fool everyone but when a vampire hunter figured out that they were vampires they set there house on fire in hopes of bruning them alive Kaiser is immune to fire but his husband wasn't while trying to get out of the house Alex got trapped under one of the house parts Kaiser told him that he would go get help but right after he left the house he only got 7 steps away before it exploded killing Alex and uh yeah he tried to run back in but the towns people stopped him and stuff hahaha trauma)
(HAHAH SaD now he's afraid of getting another relationship because he thinks everyone that comes near him is gonna end up dead hahahah cause he had a few other relationships and those ppl ended up dying lol)
Kaiser:so who are you?
Kaiser:oh I never pay attention to other people
(Yes also making another lore dump of you look closely hehe)
Kaiser:*he rubs the back of his neck looking tired*that means i don't socialize with other people and focus on my work..
Kaiser:*he goes silent for a little*my names Kaiser if you didn't know
"If you can't thank me the least you can do is allow just one smush"
Kaiser:*his face just turned to a annoyed cute one still red*fine*he has soft face wow*
Kaiser:*he just touched his face and turned more red after realizing wtf just happened*uh I have to go bye!*grabs his stuff and runs out*
Kaiser:*just having a gay panic in the way home haha*
(Edmund follow your love LMAO that was crindgy)
Kaiser:*he just walks in the house and his kids are like OOOOOO DADS IN LOVE*STFUUUUUUUUu
*anyways hahaha imagine having your kids come to work with you anyways the next day Kaiser just took his kids with him cause the kids keep committing arson*
Kaiser:Norman stop biting that plant Jesse get off me in public*sets child down* Kathrine stop wandering off*just tells his kids to stop doing dumb things*
Kaiser:*he groans in tired Das when he turns his head and sees him his face just goes red and he quickly turns back around to the kids*
Kathrine:*the 13 year old got evil idea*heheh hey guys*she just whispered to the other siblings about being matchmaker evil giggling*
Edmund was saddened and just kinda left the room to get his stuff
Kathrine:*she just grabs her dad's hand and DRAGS him to Edmund despite his intesne hissing and protests*hehehehe Mr my dad wants to invite you to out house
Kaiser:*is just like no no no whispering so only child can hear hehehe his face is also red from ether embrasement or flustered*
Edmund is confused "is that from him.or are you kids just teasing?"
Kathrine:*just looks at dad*
Kaiser:*he just had a kinda sad look*ok you can come over after work
Kathrine:HAHA YES*she ran off giggling leaving them alone*
Kaiser:*he just makes himself stop being red*house Is kinda dark hope your ok with that
Kaiser:*he nodded*alright *after work he just has all the kids on him lol*ready to go
Kaiser:*lead him to big house*alright here we are I guess*he was holding his hand and like takes hand away a little red like wtf am I doing while walking inside*
*inside the house was somewhat dark except for fire place infornt of couch and candles lighting the whole place on the walls*
Kaiser:*he yawns as kids fly off useing there tiny bat wings completely forgetting that Edmund doesn't know lol*
Kaiser:*he noticed this shrugged to himself and stretched his wings with a pop*ow...*he sighed*want something to drink?
Kaiser:*makes him some good tea lol*here might be a but hot*he leaned on the counter*
Kaiser:*he yawned again before glancing at a big picture on the wall but quickly looked away with a bit of sadness in his eyes*
*the picture he looked at was a big picture with what seemed to be a way younger Kaiser probably in his 20s wearing a old fashioned outfit with a huge smile on his face while looking at what was probably the painter he held both hands of another man with the same huge smile and looked to be in his 20s too his black hair was in a Pony tail just like Kaiser he also wore a old fashioned outfit compared to what Kaiser is in that picture and the sad never smiling face he is now something must have happened or something*
Kaiser:*he sighs massaging his temples his eyes closed now while leaning on counter*
*this kids spying just like I swear something interesting needs to happen*
Kaiser:*suddenly he gets off the counter and just stares at Edmund well to the side of him with a some what terrified look with a little sweat on his face and the house just goes silent no kids playing no creaking nothing*
(Hehehe
Kaiser:*his breathing is heavy as what seemed to make him jump disappeared and the sounds of kids and house noises continued and he continued to lean on the counter trying to calm himself down*
Kaiser:*he wipes his face*
Jesse:dad can Mr stay for a sleep over!
Kaiser:uhm I would have to see what he thinks about that
Jesse:YAY!*he runs upstairs to tell the other kids who are heard cheering from the other room Jesse comes back down with kathrine*
Kathrine:uh we kinda accidentally set all the guest rooms on fire so you guys are gonna have to share the bed*once they got away they snickered evily*
Kaiser:*is just like omfg*
Kaiser:*silent gay panic*
Kathrine:*evil giggling*
Kaiser:well it's getting late so get ready for bed I guess
(Haha time for drama)
Kaiser:*he hesitates before opening the door and it's a two person bed but there's Noone else there he sighs before something pulls his ponytail out and his hair cascades down and lays on his shoulders limply he acts like nothing happened through his face looks like he's trying to stay calm*uh welcome to my room I guess
Kaiser:thanks
*something must have touched his phone because it lit up*
Kaiser:*he trys his best to ignore it and takes his necklace and stuff off*
Kaiser:uh you can go ahead and lay down*he just kinda stood there and put the stuff down in the closet*
*right as he closed the closet and stepped back the doors flew open again making him fall down*
Kaiser:*he just frozen*
Kaiser:*he just slowly turns red again*
*the doors close without anyone touching them*
Kaiser:*he just hugs back eventually falling asleep*
(Heheheh time for more drama lololo)
*in the middle of the night there's a footsteps coming to the room*
Kaiser:*he was still out*
(Hahah sleep is for the weak)
*the footsteps stop when they get to the door the door never opens but there's footsteps coming to the bed*
*there's definitely a person standing there at the side at the side of the bed but it's just a black figure it slowly started reaching towards kaiser who was still hugging onto Edmund asleep*
(Just like hiss fvck off this is mineee lmao)
*the figure is just like bish and touched Kaisers shoulder who jolted up with a gasp the figure disappeared soon*
Kaiser:*he looks around panting not knowing he doesn't sleep and sighed and covered his face in his hands*just leave me alone please...*he whispered but because the house was dead silent it could be heard*
Kaiser:*he looked at the door again just stayed sat up eventually the sounds of quiet crying can be heard*
Kaiser:*he sob hugging*
(He hasn't been giving comfort in like years lol)
(Yes he desperately needs this)
Kaiser:*he eventually calms down and let's go*sorry..
Kaiser:*he flinched not expecting the sudden grab and just hugs back again*haven't been hugged like this is years....
Kaiser:*he just turns Slightly red and actually smiles a little*ok then
Kaiser:that's not normal anyways*he gets out of bed stretching his wings and starts putting his long fluffy hair back into a ponytail*
Kaiser:*he just laughed as the sounds of kids could be heard down stairs*
Edmund gave him cheek kith and went downstairs to wrangle the children
Kaiser:*he turned fully red again*
*the children were just whispering evilly*
(His kids are literally hell spawn-)
*the children just make a bunch of bat noises*
Kaiser:*he chuckled walking downstairs*careful they bite
*the children purr*
Kaiser:*he smiled widely and the kids noticed*
Jesse:OMG DADS SMILING
Norman:REALLY HE HASN'T SMILED IN THOUSANDS OF YEARS SOMEONE TAKE A PICTURE!
Norman:*evil face*OOOO I BET HE LIKES YOUUUu
Kaiser:*his face turns red*W WHAT!
