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That one guy in the group
by:
WhoHatesMe 
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29.09.2020
32 comments
Thelandanimals
29.09.2020 23:56
LinkI used too have a guy just like that
M
He was asain
WhoHatesMe[OP]
29.09.2020 23:57
Linkm
same bro
Except the thing is he just went around shanking people with his hand
lmao istg
In 4th grade our teacher had a couch and that same kud sat on it and it broke
It legit took a week to fix
In 5th grade he literally sat on a desk and it slanted
Everytime i think of these events the same three letters pop up in my head
W
T
F
WTF
WAS HE FKN OBESE OR SOMETHING???
MAN
I BET KIDS CALLED HIM "THE WHALE"
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Okay, I know this is a really bad idea but,
I'm already here so,
Here we ****ing go
rawr
x3 nuzzles! pounces on u,
uwu
u so warm.
couldn't help but ur bulge from across the floor,
nuzzlez yo' necky~ murr~ hehe
unzips yo baggy ass pants,
oof baby u so musky
take me home, pet me, N' make me yours
& dont forget to stuff me!
see me wag my widdle baby tail,
all for your bolgy-wolgy!
kisses n lickies yo neck,
i hope daddy likeies
nuzzles n wuzzles yo chest,
i be gettin thirsty
hey i got a lil itch,
u think u can help me?
only seven inches long
uwu
PLS ADOPT ME
paws on ur bulge as i lick my lips
(uwu punish me pls)
bout hit'em with this furry shit
(he don't see it comin)
