When Xmas is celebrated early.
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Clessic-Bendu 
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28.09.2019
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MEMEFRUIT
28.09.2019 14:14
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I feel evil, haunted, controlled, possessed
And everything I'm doing is illegal, I know!
Call it a Christmas upheaval, press charges on my alter ego!
I'm just like a poisonous snake, overflowed with hate
Make NO mistake, there is NO escape!
I will blow up this place, make a mess of your face,
and what's left of you, there will be no trace!
You blew up the reindeer, you act like a punk
Every time you get drunk, we put up with this junk!
(Zanta is fired onto the sled and has a guitar duel with Tom while the chorus plays)
(Tom and Zanta play guitars)
Matt: Hey, uh, everyone, aren't they both bad guys?
Santa: Shoot the suckers.
Zanta: Uh-oh
(BOOM!)
Every shop selling Christmas shit and I ain’t even had my ****ing birthday
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Hhhhhh
I believe that anyone who mentions celebrating Christmas before Halloween should have their bloodline destroyed