good

sometimes i run out of spicy cheetos and think "Well" "This is it" "My life is over"

-casually picks him up then puts on the top of the fridge- :))

ThEy aRe mInE!*climbs*

And yet how did they get up there?

your ears are doritoes just eat them

Amy: *Puts gold on my shoulders so he can reach them* "there ya go bud"

Laughs in I’m shorter than gold

Bloe: Picks him up so he get dorito Cookie: Yeet's Doritos in his face and gets the cookie jar Esmerelda: Uses psychic powers on Dorito and give him dem

Just go to the shop and buy another dorito

sucks to be him but also sucks to me because I'm also short 😎

that one vine/meme: "that's it! get on top of the fridge! your in timeout!" "this house is a f*cking nightmare!"

Doodler: Hey, its ok. Im short too. OH YEAH, I just remembered I think I have a party size bag of Doritos back in my world if you would like to share. :)

I gotchu *grabs doritos and hands to smol gold*

no Doritos?!?!? aww that suks

*grab doritos for him*

*casually goes over to them and puts them on a higher shelf