Signs as things Lavender has said. Aries: God I wish I were doing crack right now Taurus: Everyone here sucks. Except for me, sometimes Gemini: I will shoot you over that ****ing pizza slice Cancer: ****, dude, I think we dropped them into the pits of hell. Leo: History's boring, can we get to the part where I exist? Virgo: Dude, she sounds like a *****. But like, a hot *****. Libra: Can someone start a conversation? Or am I gonna have to do it again? Scorpio: Dude, just **** already! Sagittarius: Hey, this is gonna sound mean, but you and your ideas and your opinions totally suck. Capricorn: So like, they're all passive pussies. Wanna shoot a wall? Aquarius: Can someone hang him already? I wanna go back to sleep. Pisces: If you don't get up and dance I'll put noodles in your bed again.