Jasg review
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pablofawkes[OP]
23.05.2018 00:13
LinkI'm going to go through everything on JASG and review it based on my first viewing.
I haven't seen any of it yet, except the second post on the page, which I'll go into in a sec.
It seems like it will just be a basic highschool anime plot, where we follow harry potter and his pals, and goku learns he's the chosen one, so her friends help enoby defeat the evil decepticons or whatever.
Epilogue 2:
Again, prologue, but now I know some story.
Info dumped on me like it's a self published novel (zing)
Okay, so the cat ears were a deformity, as was a tail? I'm not sure that's how deformities work, or that you should be calling the disfigurments, but whatevs.
I think that cameo might be bullied for bein a catgirl, but irl I think most people wluld find it ****ing awesome, but I guess it's up to the author that everyone's weird.
Finally, the story has started.
I see TPDS is a master of "tell don't show"
We now know the names of two characters we already knew the names of.
But seriously, this should be the prologue, the deformity thing should be reveal and explained later, and we should see the characters interacting as friends rather than being told.
And here we meet the excitable energetic one, who isis cameo's friend despite Alex being Cameo's only friend, and what?
And she also has cat ears, so why is it a deformity, why not have it just be a seperate race?
Also, Alex was a dude, but is wearing a girls uniform?
So after Kamio and cameo decided to walk home together, the series reminded us that they were, in fact, walking home.
Apparently in silence, because non of them walking home was actually SHOWN except them saying by.
Then some dud cat calls cameo, and I'd think it's a good pun if it weren't for the fact that I don't believe TPS thought of it.
Some dude calls cameo hot, which is false, objectively.
But the guy clearly has no taste, by the look of his hair.
He looks like he saw johnny bravo and went "pff, I can beat that!".
So apparently Kamio is a dude?
Why do the dudes look like girls, and wear girl clothes?
So Cameo comedically turns them down, but the dude cranks it up a notch and just straight up tries to kidnap her.
This tone switched so hard that my mind has mild whiplash. It would have been worse, but unfortunately I was not at all invested in the story.
So Alex, thecsweet transvestite jumps in to kick the guys through a tome warp to rose tint cameo's world because he thinks she's a hot patootie.
Apparently Alex is a stalker and Cameo should get a restraining order.
So at school, which the text says despit it very clearly being at school, a super fast girl effectively stops time to put her leg out to trip cameo.
I know she's super fast because she moves her leg very leisurley and is not caught.
I'm supposed to think that this is because she is a cat girl, but, counterpoint, that's dumb.
Here we meet allthe characters again for the third time.
Looking at this, it turns out mackenzie the bat wing girl is one of ca.meo's bullies.
Why would she bully someone for their deformity if she also has a deformity?
Please explain.
Also, alex and kaamio are dudes, but they're clearly wearing girl's uniforms. They should have shirts and ties, not that weor scarf thing girls wear in japanese media.
If you're going to be a huge ****ing weeb, at least know about the culture you're disrespecting.
Cameo like, straight ***** slaps McDOnalds.
Thevteacher completely rightfully gives them both detention.
Cameo is accepts it, but if I knew a girl to ***** slap so.eone for tripping them, and I've known a few, they would not accept a detention for it.
Also, is cameo a shortfused fiery ***** who gets violent, or a sweet nicey nice girl, because it seems to flip flop.
So, to explain to cameo why she tripped her, maccy ds turns into a demon, screams autistically and decks her.
Then an angel appears.
I... what?
So cammie learns she can transform by thinking "I'm a demon".
Although, surely @that crosses your mind when you're told you're a demon.
And the girl who told her probably thought it before saying it.
And mackenzie heard that, and via a "the game" style effect, should transform. Ps, I lost the game.
Alex steal a cat. He doesn't take it to a vet or a shelter to get checked for a chip, he just ****ing steals this cat.
What a prick.
A quiz.
It says bandwagon, but a bandwagon is a trend that people take part in only because others are.
I'll go through the quiz and explain my answers, keeping in mind I haven't read many comments, so this is simply from the series itself.
Which animal isn't part of a character.
Bat, cockatoo, white dog, fox.
In the series, it doesn't say anything.
In the comments, TPS says McDonald's is a bat, and that she couldn't decide whether to make kamio a dog ir fox, and I assume the unnamed girl is a cockatoo.
So, no idea, guessing dofpg.
2 why do demons have animal bits.
They can't have full bodies, but this is dumb and unexplained.
3What did cameo mistake nikki for
An angel. It's telling that I'm just now learning her name. In non-canon material.
4 how does a demon transform
By a plot device that makes all demons effectively retarded
5 what colour is nikki's bow?
The comics are black and white, and I don't think she was in the co@oured cast picture.
Guessing pink.
6 which intallment does McDonald's start In
Chapter 2 page 1.
7 Teacher's name in nlf
Peterson
8 why it went on hiatus
Ipad taken away AND focus on schoolwork were mentioned in the post.
Going for ipad
9how I'd rate it so far
Terrible.
It is honestly one ogpf the worst things I've read in my life. Not just because it's bad, but because it's hailed as great.
So, confusing art ahoy, one character goes to a similar looking character who is drawing her.
Then she has a spaz attack and then there are other characters and then just a picture of tps's regular character.
I'm very confused at what the story of JASG is, but N@F just doesn't have a story ar all.
Christ.
We learn that alex has a habit of just stealing cats, and meet a character.
If these weren't so short, I think the story would actually run smoothly in some way.
And, because if TPS's style, I can only thell characters aoart by hair, or if the haitpr changes as it iften does, where they were in a scene.
Unfortunately, due to time skips and teleported, I can't keep trck of where characters are in relation to one another.
The art is better and the characters are easier to tell apart, but the guys are still wearing girl clothes.
I'm right that thise are girl uniforms, right nyan? You're a filthy ****ing weeb a d the only person reading this.