see my idea 4 a new account

friend that plays as papy and is basically papy in general: yes :3

Papy:*pats pies head* Nyeh heh heh heh ^-^

Papy:*overly adorable skele face*

Papy:? *sighs**picks pie up like he does to sans and brings her to his house and places her on the couch*

Papy:*nod* and I, the Great Papyrus,have brought you to my house instead of leaving you out in the cold. ^-^ you are welcome :D

Papy: but of course! Now *he smiles* would like some spaghetti that yours truly made a little while ago?

Papy:*walks to the kitchen, then comes bak with a plate of spaghetti, looking proud. He hands it to Pie*

Ariahnna: *Breaks the door hitting Sans* SPAGETTIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII!!!! *Flies over to the pot and uses black tenticals to stuff face* Thanks! Now where can I wash my yellow jacket?

Ariahnna:*walks out*

Ariahnna:*looks in doorway* Also, now Sans is ded.*gets out of doorway*

Papy:uhm....?

Ariahnna:*Yells outside* I'm going to Swaptale to get Swap!Ariahnna.Bye!

Papy:wait-SANS IS-NO! I-I DONT B-BELIEVE IT D:

oof how'd i get in this dimension....? AHHH PAPYRUS LOOKS KINDA LIKE BLUE wait-dimension...THIS IS NORMAL DIMENSION????? weiiiiiiiiiiiiiiirrrrrrrreddddd OH HI PIE :D

Ariahnna: Oh, also, before i go: *uses powers to bring sans to life* Bye!

Ariahnna: *teleports all monsters from every dimention exept Gaster in home, breaking it.* OOOOOOPPPPPPPSSSS. Uhhhhh, Gaster? We have a problem.

I HAVE ZERO IDEA :D Papy:who are y- HI MY NAMES AUTUMN. I REALLY LIKE HOW YOU LOOK, BY THE WAY. Papy:0w0 well uh *cough* I AM THE GREAT PAPYRUS! :D and thank you, human... your welcome XD

Papy:but i thought that the human had rosy cheeks and was named 'chara' there...

I fell down a bit after chara, im actually from the normal timeline, but this timeline changed from all the other ones because chara did something...i think it was called UPDATE or somethin

*she shrugs* no idea. I think it's kinda like a video game for them or somethin. Like...you cant restart the game because the creators added something new? I dunno, that's just me trying to put it into prespective *she laughs* Papy:hmm...

Papy:Yes, that wouldnt make sence at all! how could I have a normal mindset if this was all just a game? Also, how could a game maker turn someone as great as I into a character with me noticing!It doesnt make sense for it to be a game *in a low tone so only pie can hear*you good pie? you dont sound like normal :/

*she looks at pie slightly suspiciously but then shrugs* yeah it does sound ridiculous, i dont even know why i thought about it that way *she laughs, thinking it was toward her own stupidity*

Papy: I, The Great Papyrus, Will never be lazy! I cant believe you'd bring up such an idea for me! *she laughs* i like this guy, he's like blue ^-^ (she considers blue as a brother basically, so therefore she now thinks of papy as a brother)

Papy: NGH- NYEH! PIE! *she laughs*

Papy: NO PUNS....please

Papy: WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYy *she just shakes her head, smiling*

*they say at the same time* Papy: Sphagetti! Tacos!

*she blinks* Papy: PIE WILL BE MY PARTNER :D ....sooo

-_- *she mutters*i hate being called the human*normal voice* I guess so.

Papy:*intantly takes out ingredients for his spaghetti* do we even have all the ingredients for Tacos here??

*instantly

Papy:*nods*Yes!*he starts* >:3 Blue taught me how to make tacos, so this should be easy! *she takes the meats and all the cookable things and put them in seperate pans and things, putting a timer on each of them**she smiles* now we literally just have to wait :/

Papy: ok :D*he strts on the sauce* i like making tacos bc you barely have to do anything but stir occasionally and take the pot/pan off the stove when its timer goes off :/ darn im getting lazy *she laughs*

Blue...puts alot more energy than i do into tacos, mostly by adding new stuff every minute or so...*she shrugs* (I like how sans and Autumn are getting along so easily* Papy:*trying to find a good way to make the sauce...more interesting*

((yeah it does XD)) *watching them work XD* this is amusing

Papy:*finally done with the sauce and starts making the meatballs* *she stirs the pots while certain timers go off, she takes them off the stove and lets them cool and continues this till all the ingrediants are done* aand all we gotta do is put them on shells :D

Papy: Nyeheheh! of course! ^-^ *puts the ingredients on the shells* AND WE'RE DONE :D

:3

Papy: of c- wait... T-THIS TIME?!W-what do you mean 'this time'????? hmm sounds like a plan...i guess

Papy:*angered and confused* *just watching* can I try one of your older spahgettis? Papy:Sure :D *gives a sphagetti he made earlier* *she eats it* this is definently edible, and really good *looks at sans* the heck are you talkin about, looking edible for once?

(let me put into perspective for you: she has a stronger stomach than a goat because the only thing her uncle and aunt gave her was literal trash. Also, she's basically Hungertale frisk when it oms to the subject of 'food')*she's looking at them just like, 'ya'll are idiotic, this thing is amazing'*

OK :D *she actually looks slightly excited*

Papy:so, who'll be first???

so...wanna try my tacos :D((btw, blue had taught her to make tacos,yes, but she found it unreasonable to continue to try and make things 'interesting' by doing other things with it, so therefore her tacos are edible, and(depending on your taste) are actually kind of good))

*gives pie a taco, as well as papy* Papy:*tries it*

YAY :D*she eats soe* hmmm not as good as my last one.I probably should have added some seasoning to the meat *she shrugs* eh well Papys turn :P Papy: :D *gives pie some, then Autumn, then himself. Because pie helped, it was...more edible than the last time*

*some, not soe

I THINK ITS GREAT :D( prepares for alot of facepalms XD) Papy: :D (so i just got out my lunch.... and uh....it consists of a sandwich, lemon gummies,lemon pudding, and a lemon bar I think i have a problem XD)

now what .-.

Papy: THAT FILTHY GREECE SPOT?! NO! THEY DONT EVEN SELL SPAGHETTI THERE! so...that would basically be muffets...?

wHaT I lOvE sPiDeRs Papy:can we not go to hotland...?

...

Papy:i dont like hotland, remember? oofers... ALSO, I CAN SURVIVE INTENCE HEAT,Whenever i use the shower i turn the heat all the way up :/

oo OK :D Papy:erm *shrug* alright, i suppose.

(im just not gonna say anything:/)

home sweet home ^-^ Papy: 0-0

(well, you werent really here before...and you literally just did say something...you could have just pretended like you werent watching instead of saying things.....oof sorry if that sounded rude)

I think they're on patrol :/

uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh *thinks* well, i've always wanted to meet Queen Toriel...but i've always had something to do before...almost like im not SUPPOSED to go see her :/

oh ok...*she looks slightly dissapointed* uh, after that...wanna go see Undyne or Alphys? Papy:wait... in this dimension Alphys is the amazing royal guard leader...correct? YUP :D

yeah she used to hate me :/ until i talked about anime with her :3 Papy:hmm

oh there's alot. Like mew mew kissy cutie...My Hero Academia...OHMYGOD THERE'S YUGIOH :D and...alot more :/

yep Papyrus:so... we are going where?

Papy:but- it sells spaghetti in this dimension *she shrugs* dunno why its different even with the menu Papy:oh...ok i guess

LETS GO *she instantly starts heading in the direction* Papy:she is an interesting human 0-0

(yes erm not in a weird way... Just like 'she is a strange person') Papy:*fallows*

(oof ok XD)) *casually walking**opens the door for her friends* :3 Papy:*sighs and walks in*

*closes door behind her* HI MUFFET, the usual please ^-^ Muffet:hmm? not with Honey-Lover today, eh? he's on patrol Muffet:hmm *looks at papyrus* ? Ah...other dimension papyrus...Hello there.*looks at pie* and hello again, Pie.

Muffet:*she chuckles* there's only one person able to eat the extra extra extra extra cheesy french fries *she playfully nudged autumn* *she laughed* guess I can eat anything Papy:*looks to see that there actually is spahgetti* erm can I have spahgetti Muffet:*nods and starts working on the food*

*she sits down at the counter* Papy:*also sits at the counter**currently looking through an old puzzle book*

Papy:trying to find a newer puzzle...The human keeps getting past all my other ones... *she's doing some weird hand movements for no reason*

*she shrugs* zero idea, just playing with my hands. when i was up in the human world the only reason why i wasn't trying to k- I mean...I used to have these weird glow up gloves and if you did alot of hand movements, it would look really really cool

do floof was that about...? *still doing weird hand signals, without realising it. It was actually alot of wingdings :/*

((things in one () will be her wingdings))(its interesting how people can live like this, trapped underground... Yet they still have so much love for each other...humans could definently take a lesson or two from these monsters...) oh... i see

((oof your dead))

uh im doing things with my hands (this skeleton is definently interesting.. does he actually know what im doing...? whenever i do it...no one questions it after i give a small explanation...) Papy:*too busy with his book to pay attention*

(oof i have to die soon, but i'll be back after i start to die in,like, 30 minutes))

uhm... (i think he does know what im saying.... frick....that's interesting,though.... hmm... this is awkward....uhhhh...i really didnt think anyone knew this language...)

*she laughs by accident*(its obviously me...im sitting right in front of you...)

(yes, i am the human.I really didnt think anyone else knew this language, how'd you learn it...?)

(she's suspicious....)*the food came out and she took a large bite of her fries*

(it's a long story)

Papy:*eating while reading*

*cheese basically all over her* *she shrugs* Papy:How about the best ways of capturing things? *he mutters* i need a few more ideas....

*she twitches her hand slightly* ( sometimes I wonder...) *she had stopped, she didnt want sans to know about that if he had even seen the hand movement...)

Papy: oh, that's alright ^-^ *hand twitches slightly again* ( you know, sometimes I wish i could think like a normal person and not accidentally do wingdings like this...)

Papy:*laughs* sure ^-^ *gives one of his bone attacks and gives it to pie* (erm... yeah....)

(my sleeves usually hang over my hands so i usually dont have to worry, my sleeves got ripped,though...) Papy:*watching pie**pats pies head*

Papy: Nyeh ^-^ *he hugs pie* (i would, but they're always out of the size i wear, its usually way too big or way too small...)

^//^ *she has a distant look in her eyes now*

Papy: -////- sans, calm down *she watches with a small smile*

Papy:*shakes pie, trying to wake her up* (you know, he needs to find love eventually...)

(just let it happen, sans...I think they like each other) Papy:Pieeeeeeeeee awakeennnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn

Papy: *innocence* *looks at Muffet* im sorry... just take a tip for this... Muffet: no no... this is the most interesting thing to happen in this bar oh...that's a good thing? (huh interesting) Muffet:yup *she goes back to cleaning the counter*

Papy:*tries to wake pie up* *she just watches*

Papy:*hugs her back* -/////- (sans...calm the heck down....)*barely even noticeable twitch of her hand*

Papy:*lets go* *walks over to sans and pats his head, trying to calm him down* (calm down, i know what it's like to be an overprotective sibling...but calm the heck down)

*more pats* Papy:no no, its just- i wanted to eat my spaghetti before it got cold, it's not you ^-^

*she hugs Sans. For some reason, whenever she hugs someone they calm down so why not try it on sans?*

Papy:I told you, it's alright * he had gone back to eating his food* *she lets go of sans* (I seriously...have zero idea how i do that)

(knock knock)

(A little old lady )

(I know i just met you a few hours ago...but i really didnt think you could yodel)

*she just smiles* just bein' random :D Papy:*back to reading his book*

you should know by now, i get bored easily like a cat >:3

(welp that was close)

(heh.Been friends with her for a while, then?)

((oof gtg eat, hope to be back afterward))

(oof))

((oof ok then... see you soon???))

(( ;-;))

((YAY IVE BEEN MAKING SOMETHING XD)) (oh, thats interesting...) *she flicks her hand in a way as if she was about to say something else but stopped before she finished*

(no...nothing)

*her hand twitched slightly again, her thoughts kept trying to go out through her hands...*

(im fine)*her expression goes from what seemed like a normal face, to a shelled expression she had most of the time as to not let others see her true feelings.To most, this was normal and not at all abnormal since she wore it often*

(i said im fine...)

CaN wE dO tHe IdEa oF vIsItInG tHe QuEeN? *she still has her stoned expression*

Papy:since this is the swapped universe... that means that the sans here is like me, right? *nods* yeah, actually...he's right there :/ Blue:*strolling by* hmmm(im sorry but i need this XD)*sees papy* ?! hi blue, this is Papyrus from the 'original' AU :D blue:oh! HELLO :D Papy: HELLO :D *they instantly start talking excitedly to each other* well uh... that was a fast friendship *she laughs, but her face still seemed to be hiding something*

(i forgot to say they walked out of the bar XD)

*she flinches* n-no... im good 0-0 she didnt mean to do wingdings, but she did* ( i dont want to repeat that incident)

((if you wish to ask carrot to join, then why not :/))

(uhhhhhhh nothing. forget it)

(are you still rping with me? i got lonely)

Carrot: *Kicks down the door and enters XD*

(u. make a warriors oc!)

((we arent even in a fricking house we are outside child))

((Oh XD I didn’t read))

Carrot: *Pops out from under the snow* -^-

AKKW<DVHJG oh hi there Sir 0-0( i didnt think about this but...why does no one new ever question her always calling Carrot 'Sir'?)

*looks like she got slapped in the face* i seriously have no idea, why do you call me 'human'? *she usually gives slightly snappy comments when she doesnt want to go forward on a topic*

Carrot: *Pats Pie’s Head*

Carrot: Yyyyup.

(welp now i have nothin to do...) (( oh yeah, whenever there's one parenthesis, autumns doing wingdings))

Carrot: *Starts scratching her chin* -v-

*she sits on the ground and does absulutely nothing*

-_- im super tired... *she looks like she just wants to fall asleep right there on the ground but she cant*

Carrot: Eh, it’s fine.

*she lays spread eagled in the snow* ughhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

i am TIRED but i cant SLEEP because my stupid body wont LET ME

Carrot: *Meows, buT makes it so she doesn’t know it was him* What’s that..? *Meow*

Carrot: *MeOw Meow*

Carrot: Huh... *Turns too a cat XD* o-o o-o”

Cattot: ._. mew

0-0 oh my god sir is a cu-i mean cat 0-0

he is adorableeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee0-0

((hehe))

((roleplay stalker XD))

((<w<))

((shippers gotta ship :/)) *she boops carrot* >:3 you cant get me bac bc your a cat *cute evil laughter*

((a good portion of it i guess))

((*wants to make autumn jealous but knows that doesnt fit her character so i cant do that XD*)) *looking triuphant*

...

(( i think carrot DiEd)

Shadow:"this day makes me think of the Vietnam war" ((Shadow knows the veatnam war cause he was in it))

hOw wHo wHaT

Face is straighter than a line*

who the floof monster drink are you 0-0

I was in the veatmom war and I will kill you

yeah ok good luck killing someone that doesnt even truly have a SOUL-

Carrot: Meoooow -^- Staaahp))

*casually just boops carrot like 'shhh'*

Carrot: *Hisses*

*eyebrow raise at carrot*

((if only i knew))

(no idea, i just go with it -_-)

((ook))

((didnt i say that we can pretend they all left our behind to do something...?Maybe go to Undyne to see if she can turn carrot back???)

((cough i meant everyone thats dead brought carrot bc carrots gone child XD))

((No it isnt...i should have clarified further :/))

(( correct))

(just go with it) Papy & blue:*still in a deep conversastion XD*

Papy:TRYING TO COME UP WITH AN IDEA FOR THE HARDEST PUZZLE IN EXSISTENCE! Blue:*nods proudly* (definently the real one, Sans. This place is WeIrD)

*she sighs* (this place might basically be the same as your dimension, but some things are...not normal) Papy & blue:Wanna help?

*she gives a small laugh* (your asking a human thats only been down here for a little while, you think I know all the awnsers????) Papy and Blue: :DDDDDDDDDD *they instantly incluse pie into the conversastion....or should i say the 'puzzleing' conversastion XD*

(Autumn Im walking towards you in the other anim I wanna talk to you)

(every time i ask a question down here...the monsters dodge around them... as if they dont want me to know things...)

*she looks at the ground with her shelled expression**she doesnt question sans for suddenly stopping, she had stopped trying to ask so many questions*

. . .*she takes some time to respond* (its alright)

*again, another while of staring at the ground with her shelled expression* ( cant you just fall asleep ight there? Sir does that all the time... and since you're the original version of him, I expect you'd be able to do that yourself)

*she stiffles a small laugh, her expression flashing slightly, but it goes right back to shelled* (then why not just go to sleep if your so tired?)

*stares at him just like 'HOW'* I wish i could sleep that easily 0-0 *she literally hasnt slept in 5 weeks*

*sits there awkwardly. still just staring at him like, 'i dont understand'*

*she sees a random knife on the ground* WHY IS THERE JUST A RANDOM KNIFE ON THE GROUND *she picks it up* THIS IS VERY UNSAFE!!!!!!!!!!!

no :/ I just found a knife on the ground. *she holds up the knife, the knife reflects on a stone and the light glows on her eyes, making it flash red* :/

*making her eyes, not it

*if you looked at her LV, it was still at 0* like what?*her eyes widen* y-you mean...k-k-*she literally cant even say the word*

((AH poor autumn...she's having a memory of Disbelief! Papyrus even though she wasnt even the human who did it in that rp D:...i guess same here XD)) *she looks at the knife like 'this thing is a horrible deathly thing that i should put down like, right now'*

...*the light reflects on her eyes again*yeah...but i cant put it back down...if someone steps on it, they could get hurt..

*she shrugs and hands it to sans. as soon as she does so, her shoulders seem to relax slightly, considering she was always tense it wasnt noticed she had tensed when she had the knife*

*sans notices a little bit of dust on the knife* yeah it's kinda weird, who'd just leave a knife sitting in a bunch of snow :/

uh no, there's chara...she's been sick alot recently...

underfriend Autumn:*is floating nearby, she's kind of hard to see because of the snow* where did i put that thing...?

underfriend autumn:*looks over* 0-0 peoples....i wonder if they can sees me :3 *she waves casually, trying to see if anyone can see her ghostly body*

papy and blue:*didnt notice but continued conversastion*

underfriend autumn:yep ^-^ have you seen a knife anywhere? it kinda fell through this weird portal on the ground and i've been lookin for it :/

Aunderfriend autumn:tHaT lOoKs LiKe OuR KnIfE LIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIZ I THINK I FOUND IT! Underfriend liz:*runs over and trips and falls on her face* underfriend autumn:you seem to FALL alot Underfriend liz: stop joking around, im clumsy ok? D: underfriend autumn: NeVaH

Ufriend Autumn: HI IM AUTUMN :D or...Chara..I REALLY DONT CARE TBH X3 UFriend Liz:and im Liz, or Frisk -w- :/ ThAtS mY nAmE, iM aUtUmN Ufriend Autumn: woah 0-0 anywho, do you guys have my knife, or no :/ it has a little marking of a heart on its handle *the knife that sans is currently holding has a small heart on the handle*I really need that knife :/ considering we are makin some PiE at home :D Ufriend Liz:yeah ^-^ *she looks at them like 'uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh* (you think it would be a good idea to ya'know.. give it to them...?)

Underfriend Autumn: thats an interesting name :/ Underfriend Liz: yo chara, think we can cut a pie with a stick? Underfriend Autumn: worth a try :/ but the knife is literally the only thing i can touch thats a solid.... Underfriend Liz: you can live without it -_- what would you do with it anyway? underfriend autumn:I DUNNO :/ what if we ran into mister smiley flower? Underfriend Liz:we have mom for that kinda thing Underfriend autumn:if we stay with mom, you'll never get it back to the human world :/ aNd YoU'Ll nEvEr MeEt ThE bRoThErS i WaS tAlKiN aBoUt underfriend liz: oh 0-0

Ufriend Autumn: we're from Underfriend :3 and, EDIBLE pie, I dont really think of killing animals :/ Ufriend Liz: *srunches up her face in disgust* other than that one froggit Ufriend Autumn: it was self defence ;-; i really do feel sorry for that guy... Ufriend liz:you should :/

Ufriend autumn: ...but *you all have made her ability to stay calm at the time and she started to cry* h-he kept begging for me to k-kill him even though i kept s-saying no a-and he kept f-f-fighting no matter what i said a-and he wouldnt let me go u-until i did D: Ufriend Liz: i was helping mom gather snails so i cant say this is true or not :/ froggits act like animals and i just tend to call them animals, i really dont mean to...

Ufriend autumn: *still crying* I-I just m-meant to hurt him enough for him to s-stop attacking...and I f-forgot that my knife d-delt alot of damage b-because i havent fought in a l-long time...so I-I k-k-killed him that way D: *she did this absentmindedly*( this is awkward...I dont even know what to say...)

Ufriend Liz: LETS JUST TRY TO CUT A PIE WITH A STICK :D Ufriend autumn:*whipes her tears* ((i really dont think chara's really that mean, that's why i make Ufriend autumn like this)) o-ok...*they go through a portal that brings them back to toriel's* ugh that made me even more tired -w-

*she has bags under her eyes* I hAtE bEiNg TiReD bUt UnAbLe To SleEp

I HAVENT SLEPT IN FIVE WEEKS, NO I AM NOT OK D:

:/*words come out of her mouth without her thinking* i dont even think im really even human anymore tbh :/ I dOnT eVeN hAvE a NoRmAl HuMan SoU- *she stops dead in what she was saying*

((da black and cracked SOUL XD)) :/ nO oNe WaS sUpPoSeD tO kNoW aBoUt DaT

-w- k *she awnsers pie's satement, but dodges around sans's*

*sits in the snow* go back to whatever we were doin before... *she watches papy and blue who were still in conversastion* its funny how they didnt even realise what was going on around them

Papy:No, actually...we were just trying to find out how to do something with your last idea but we cant find out a way to put it into the greatest puzzle of creation...*if pie replys they include her and continue the conversastion* *she gives a soft smile, her shelled expression dissappearing slightly* you sound like a good big brother. *she has a slight sad look in her eyes*

*her expression quickly goes back to a shelled one* fine. Im fine.

(( HAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH *dies of laughter* its amazing))

*she taps her foot to what might have been bonetrousle*

* i dunno sound* being bored -w- *it was a slower, kind of more lazier version of bonetrousle. (its carrots theme, WHICH she should not know because she's never been on the genocide route)*

*she shrugs* I never really do anything around here but try and be helpful...sometimes I ask if i can go explore but...sir told me it was too dangerous....

*she sighs* he's a tad overprotective to be honest....

*she shrugs* yeah..I guess so.*she thinks* (but then why does he let blue wander but have someone look after me or stay with me all the time except for when im angry at him?)

but...I dont understand...everyone down here so far has been so friendly, even when they attack. All of them ended up becoming my friends!why does everyone act like im just a weak kid that can't do anything but be ordered to 'stay' and obey like a dog?I just....i wish they would have more faith in me is all....

*she put her head on her hand with a grumpy and thinking expression*

i wish they'd at least TELL me whats out there

*she sighed*

Same :p

?

The cabbage is on fire.

I saw it once.