Fifth:don't take my axe >:(

Fifth:the axe is my favriote tool i have made so no taking

No

Give it back

Heehehehehehehehehdgsfaydgwsufbekhzm

Jack: imma spray this ***** with holy water.

*Jack pulls out holy water casually* Jack: h a h a h , y e s

*Jack sprays doll right in the e y e *

Jack: h a h a h >:)

Jack: pog.

Jack: for what? Blessing you?

Jack: b l e s s e d , a c t u a l l y

*Jack could not give two shits-*

Jack: I know. And I honestly don't care. Just tell my kid I went out for a drink when I die.

Jack: suit yourself, he'll be annoying about it.

*Jack is literally just doing n o t h i n g *

Jack: o h m y

*Jack gets up and brushes off anything that got on him* Jack: thanks I guess.

*Jack just takes out fresh bandages and gives them to isan-*

Jack: m h m

*Jack y a w n s *

Jack: imagine not getting sleep for 15 years, couldn't be me.

Jack: : D

Jack: And you still seem sane-

Jack: a h , that's why. Okay.

Jack: : D

Jack: b y e .

*Jack yeets his eyepatch off*

*Jack starts picking out pastel colored blobs in his eye-*

*Jack finishes and puts his eyepatch back on*

*Jack stares at isan casually*

Jack: what are you looking at? *Jack pointed at the photo-*

Jack: g r a b b e d ?

Jack: no, I thought something else happened- like a car crash, or a fire-

Jack: well that must've s u c k e d

Jack: how'd you escape?

Jack: s m a r t m o v e .

Jack: I would've just given up at that point.

Jack: a h . What was the thing planning to do to you?

Jack: hm, that's...not really the worst thing I've heard-

Jack: w o w .

Jack: that must've been traumatic-

Jack: if you ever want to talk about your problems you can always come to me.

Jack: mhm.

Jack: :D

Jack: ....should I be careful about anything-

Jack: like, doing or saying stuff around you-

Jack: mk.

Jack: ....did you know constipation blues are a thing-

Jack: well they a r e

Jack: they sound w e i r d

Jack: e

Jack: m a y b e

Jack: h m m m m m

Jack: h a h a h

Jack: I don't know if I have the ability to think-

Jack: I know right

Jack: then why am I s t i l l s a d

Jack: y e s

Jack: o b v i o u s l y

*Jack claps-*

Jack: a i g h t

Jack: a n y w a y s

Jack: does your eye randomly get pastel blobs that float out sometimes-

Jack: a h . I have s o many things wrong with me :D

Jack: v e r y .

Jack: :)

*Jack casually sits down on the floor-*

Jack: ...why are we so chill about all this-

Jack: h a h a h , s a m e

Jack: : D

Jack: u h o h

Jack: We're d e a d -

*Jack nervously laughs-*

Jack: nothing's happened yet so now I'm more scared then I should be-

*Jack just j u m p s and looks at doll-*

Jack: well w h a t h a p p e n e d i n t h e r e -

Jack: flesh??? w h a t -

Jack: uh- I'm just gunna- *Jack tries patting doll to calm him down-*

Jack: <:T

Jack: o o f . . .

*Jack picks up doll and hugs him-*

Jack: s h . this is better than being in there, r i g h t ?

Jack: just a c c e p t the hug, I'm doing my best to make you feel better |:P

*Jack lets go and pats doll again-*

Jack: okay that's enough affection I'm just going to lay down and sink into the floor. *Jack literally flops onto the floor because y e s *

*Jack is l i t e r a l l y sinking into the ground-*

Jack: : D

Jack: that's not really my decision but I'll t r y

*Jack is literally almost all the way in the ground-*

*Jack is now in the ground-*

*Jack pops back out and he now has a w i n g sticking out from under his eyepatch-* Jack: o o p

Jack: y o . don't mind what's under my eyepatch.

Jack: : D

Jack: why are we weird-

Jack: o h y e a h . I f o r g o t .

*Ham just walks by and rips Jack's eyepatch off-* Jack: o w . Ham: ew you're transforming.

Ham: you're just gunna turn into one of those scary angels aren't you- Jack: m a y b e

*Ham catches it with t w o f i n g e r s * Ham: rude! I haven't even done anything >:( Jack: we all know you w i l l , though.

Ham: we're more fun to be around. Jack: sure.

Ham: wha- are you saying we're not?! Jack: and according to the bible you don't look a n y t h i n g like a demon.

Jack: I'm not joking- she isn't what a demon should look like- Ham: shut. u p .

*Ham is m a d * Jack: h a h a h ham go b r r r

Jack: y e a h *Jack takes it out* Ham: HISSSSSSSS

*Ham sped away before Jack could even spray it on her-*

Jack:....she still has your axe-

Jack: r i p . she's probably going to try and eat it.

Jack: it's aight, I can just cut her open. *Jack takes out a hunting knife-*

Jack: YO, FAKE DEMON, IMMA BEAT UR ASS *Ham just a p p e a r s * Ham: n o , l o s e r >:D

*Jack casually stabs ham and rips the axe out of her* Jack: got it. *Jack gives it back to isan-*

*Jack just gives isan m o r e bandages and stares at doll* Jack: he's r e a l l y pathetic, isn't he-

*Jack just b l i n k s *

Jack: good.

*Jack b a r e l y dodged them-* Jack: o o p

Jack: I already have enough problems, please leave me be.

Jack: -_-"

Jack: dying bad.

Jack: d y i n g . b a d .

*It casually goes in* Jack: o w .

*Jack coughs out blood casually and Ham reappears-* Ham: H E Y , that's M Y idiot. let me kill him >:(

Ham: oh, including yourself? okay. but that's still m y idiot. >:( Jack: just shut up and end my suffering-

*Jack coughs up more blood casually*

Jack: ow, damn it-

*Jack is going to c o l l a p s e - *

*Jack collapses casually*

*Ham just w a t c h e s *

*Ham casually twists the knife in Jacks stomach area-*

*Jack is pretty much passed out at this point because blood loss-*

Ham: hahah Jack is d y i n g a g a i n

Ham: n A h

Ham: :D

*Jack bleeding out casually intensifies*

*Ham casually heals Jack* Ham: hahah now you gotta start oVeR

Ham: h a h a h boogie man d y i n g

*Ham is just h a p p y because doll d e d *

Ham: I am going to default dance on boogie mans body.

Ham: ...I'M STILL GUNNA DEFAULT DANCE ON YOUR BODY

*Ham respawns, shoves doll on the ground and d e f a u l t d a n c e s o n h i m *

* Ham respawns casually* Ham: noob