Eww. Hetalia Fan AND U Love RusAme 3x Than Resurface

*Swallows You Whole* *BURPP*

*Rubs Tummy* Oughhh Maybe I Ate Smth Bad :nauseous: :nauseous:

Maybe I Need Smth To Drink *Goes To Fridge And Stares At The Content And Picks Up A Mountain Dew And Drinks It* That'll Fix It (Google Mountain Dew Rat Dissolve)

You Rn: https://www.tiktok.com/@runforthecubeofficial/video/6768272674402716934?lang=en

*Starts To Pee You Out* Oloughh Oloughhh Pssssshhhhhhh Oloughh Pshhhhh

STOP ROLEPLAYING FOR ME :symbols_over_mouth:

Youre Not Going To Heaven For This Sin

WHY ARE U SWIMMING BACK UP I THOUGHT U WANTED TO BE FREED *Starts Choking As You Swim Back Into My Mouth* DOCTOR I NEED TO GET THESE SAND STONES REMOVED Doctor: Ermm No Bc U Need To Pay 3420394 Dollars For Us To Perform Sand Removal Surgery Evil Witch In The Corner: Or I Can Perform Sand Removal For A Small Prices *Interwines Fingers Menacnecly*

I THINK U SHOULD JUST GET OUT, Okay Fine I Will Take The Witches Offer Witches: So To Perform This Spell, I Will Need For You To Collect Sandral's Dragon Egg ThaT He Cohatching With Hola Jelly Bc Thats A Core Main Ingredident For This Spell Sandral U Should Give Me Ur Egg

*Starts Punching At Throat To Directly Punch You* I'll Go And Find The Egg Maiself Then :rolling_eyes: *Calls Hola Jelly* Hola Jelly: Yes U Can Have Our Ugly Dragon Egg, Its In The Dark Mystical Forest

*Goes Through Dark Mystical Forest And Sees A Giant Sandral* Me: :fearful: Its Sandral But Bigger Big Sandral: Oughh Im So Hungry

Me: *Starts Spinning Rlly Fast Like Sonic But I Trip And Fall Straight Into Big Sandral's Mouth* NO HELP ME HELP ME AHH

Me: SCREAMS AND GETS BLENDED, My Blended Pieces Go Through The Body And Out The Butt In The Form Of Poop, *Shredded Pieces Reaglined Back Together* Wowie Phew That Was A Close One Wasnt It, Little Sandral?

OK?? Okay, BLOCKED

Me: Weeps Cries And Falls Down Onto Knees, What Shall I Ever Do :cries:

:Fearful: This Is Highly Disturbing, I Shall Call The Exterminators

*Im Licherally Cryinh So Much From Ur Emotional Statement But I Must Put On My Poker Face And Act Aloof Like An Alpha* No Sandral You Must Leave *Turns Head Away So U Dont See My Tears*

YEAH, LEAVE, I DONT EVEN NEED YOU ANYWAYS !! *Turns Around And Sigh * Its For The Best *Opens Chest To Reveal My Fatal Stage Four Heart Cancer*

Big Hottie Man: Hello My Little Kawaii Neko, Are You Okay? *Says In Hot Seductive Voice And Extends His Hand To Help You Up *

Big Hottie Man: No Need To Be Gommenensorry Abt Anything Kawaii Neko, My Name Is Barry GNB, And What Is Yours? :grinning_with_sweat:

(What A Whore :rolling eyes:)

(DNI PROBLEMATIC FEEDERS)

Barry: *Starts To Fall For The Triangle Method* Heheheh, Im About To Go To Court For Vehicular Manslaughter, How About Yourself :blush:

Barry GNB: I'll Be Up For That *Winks Winks And Grabs A Pen And Writes His Phone Number On Ur Jacket Before Walking Into The Courthouse In Front Of Yall* Hola Jelly: My Client Is NAWT Guilty For The Lives Of The Seven Souls

Hola Jelly: And I Bring In My First Witness Resurface: *Is Crying In Courrt* He Killed The Seven Souls In Front Of Me Ghost: *Traumatized With 100 Yard Stare* The Jury: :explosion: Barry GNB: :Fearful: Those Who Nose: :skull:

Barry GNB: *Has Guts And Blackpowder On Him* Oh Sandral Im So Glad I Found You! The Courthouse Exploded And I Made My Way Through The Rubble To You, Is Olive Garden Still Up? :Grinning_with_sweat:

Barry GNB: Oh Yeah Sure, *Uses Your Jacket To Wipe His Guts And Blackpowder On You* We Should Get Going Then Ya?

Ruckus: *Steps Into Olive Garden Bathroom* WOAH, WHAT ARE YOU DOING SANDRAL ARE U HURTING URSELF, Its Not Okay To Say That Youre Fine When Youre Actually Crying Inside :Heartbroken: :Chain: :Wilted Flower: :Fearful: :Fearful: :Fearful:

IM CRUIGN WHAT IN THE WORLD ISTHIS

Why Are You Waterboarding Yourself In The Olive Garden Bathroom?? Was Your Date Threatening You *In Mind- For Some Reason I Selffishly Am Jealous That He Moved On So Quickly... Did My Scalp Had That Much Dandruff Where He'd Prefer Someone Elses In A Heartbeat..?*

IM LOSI G.MY MIND CAN WE PUT THIS ON AO3

PFFFAHAHAHA

Oh... Sandral You Dont Have To Act So Tough, I Known You Long Enough To Tell Theres That Glint In Your Eye That Youre Holding Something Back... *Stares At Your Eyes* I Mean, Ya, First Dates Are Pretty Rough With The Environment Of Men Out Here Nowadays :grinning_with_sweat:

Well I... *Reaches Hand Out To Comfort You But Heistates And Withdraws* I Was Just Worried... Im On An Date Rn With Giant Sandral Here At This Olive Garden Too... Maybe You Can Join Us If That Makes You Feel Safer From That Creep...

*Gets Out Of The Bathroom Without Washing Hands* Our Table Is Over Here Giant Sandral: *BURPPS* Ruckus: Hi Giant Sandral, This Is Sandral, And Sandral This Is Giant Sandral

Giant Sandral: *Who Is THIS Skank :unamused: :unamused:* Um No Not Yet 😅😅 Its 😅 So 😅 Nice 😅 To 😅 Have 😅 You 😅 Here 😅 With 😅 Us 😅 Tonight 😅 Ruckus: *Woaw, Im So Nervous Im Gonna Pee Again I Hope Everyone Gets Along* Heres The Menu So We Can Decide What We Want

Giant Sandral: *Why Is He Eyeing Me Like That... Hes Testing Me Isnt He... By Ordering One Breadstick Hes Trying To Prove Himself Low Maintence And That Hes A Slim King* Umm, I Think I Want Just The Glass Of Water *Hah! That'll Show Him!* Ruckus: I Want The Quarter Pounder Deluxe *Are They On EDTWT :fearful sweat:*

Giant Sandral: *Woaw He Rlly Gonna Order All That :Unamused:, Whips Hair And Looks In Every Direction BUT Sandral* Woaw Nice Restruant We're In Today Ruckus: Ya, Im So Glad Everyone Is Getting Along :grin: Server: Heres The Big Pasta For You Sire *Hands Big Pasta To Giant Sandral*

absolute peakness

Giant Sandral: *Stands Up* Whats So Funny Little Guy, Dont Think I Didnt Notice The Way You Been Glaring At Me All Evening. Youre A Last Minute Invite Anyways :unamused:, I Bet You Dont Even Have Money To Foot The Bill Thats Why You Left Your Partner Standing Over There *Points At A Barry GNB In The Distance Sadly Slurping A Plate Of Spaghetti In The Distance Like A Loner* Ruckus: Woah Woah Woah Ladies Relaxx, We're In An Olive Garden Rn, How About We Just Chillax 😅

Giant Sandral: And MAYBE I WILL *Heh, He Didnt Expect That To Happen Huh? :smirk: Lets See Whos In Control Of The Situation Now When I Steal Both Ruckus AND His Previous Date :smirk:, Walks Over To Barry GNB* Oh Heyyy Hotttiee Barry GNB: *Blushes* Giant Sandral: *Glances Over At Sandral And Then Makes Googly Eyes At Barry GNB*

Ruckus: Where Is He Going? 😅😅

Ruckus: *Mouth Full Of Food* Oh Ya This Big Mac Hits The Spot, Theres Nothing Better Than A Good Big Mac, Wait, I Think Theres Extra Cheese On This, This May Not Be Good For The Cholestral On My Heart. How Is Your Err, Breadstick And Big Pasta 😅😅 I See That The Waiter Mistaken Ur Order For Big Sandrals..? 😅😅

Ruckus: Oh, My Bad... Its Nothing... Just Been Err, Getting Into Umm... Health.. Yes! Focusing More On My Health And Stuff *Phew Almost Blew My Cover In Front Of Sandral, I Cant Let Him Possibily Know Of My Diagonises, He'd Be So Heartbroken* Giant Sandral: *Still Making Out With Barry GNB*

Ruckus: What Is That Slurping Sound Over There, Wait... Is That GIANT SANDRAL AND SOME RANDO MAKING OUT IN THE DISTANCE OVER THERE?!?! MY DATE?? WITH SOMEONE ELSE??? *Hand Grasps Onto Chest And Winces In Pain*

Ruckus: Oughh My Heart, Im Dying From A Heartbreak, Sandral.. I Dont Feel To Well. *Steadies Myself With A Hand* Listen Sandral... I Have Heart Cancer... *Winces* Stage Four *Winces* And That Extra Cheese Is Not Doing Me Any Favors.. And I Wanted To Confess.. *Gulps* That Youre The Best Parasite I Had On My Scalp... Far Better Than Any Flea Or Bedbug Or Lice.. *Faints And Cracks My Skull On The Floor And Dies*

yep and its all over the screen! 🥹✌️ (my tears)

why was ruckus eating a big mac in an olive garden

Saa, kaitei no jikan da Yogosareta shihou Hikoku no hinpu de kimaru zaijou Houtei no Nushi taru Watashi ga nozomu no wa seigi yori kane Gokuakunin demo Kane sae haraeba sukutte yaru sa Jigoku no sata mo kane shidai Youshi ya nenrei jinshu ya seibetsu Subete kankei nai Taisetsu na koto wa kane ga haraeru ka Tada sore dake da Omae no jinsei wa watashi shidai Sukui ga hoshikerya kane wo dase Sou tsumi wa watashi no sajikagen hitotsu Akutoku no JAJJIMENTO Enzai no numa kara SUKUwaretai naraba Motto okane wo watashinasai Ashi no fujiyuu na musume no tame ni mo Kane ga hitsuyou Taizai no utsuwa nanatsu ga soroeba Negai wa kanau Kyou mo kurihirogerareru giwaku no houtei Akunin ga warai zennin ga naku Sou tsumi wa watashi no sajikagen hitotsu Akutoku no JAJJIMENTO Mizukara no higan wo kanaeru tame naraba Hidou no tsuchi wo furuitsuzukeru Minshuu-goroshi no akuratsu shougun Shizai wa touzen Watasareta wairo watashi wa hikoku ni Muzai wo tsugeta Makiokoru ikari hajima

Ok maybe I am as normal as I think I am