*opens the gift and finds a baseball bat and a note in it. the note says "from mae. If you ever come by and visit, welcome to Possum Springs!"* Hell yeah! *takes the baseball bat out of the box and notices it has my name carved into it* oooooo..... owo

What's wrong with baseball bats? One use everyone knows they're for is.... *swings the baseball bat around, being careful no to hit you in the face with it* BEATING ASS!!!!!!!!! :D

You should appreciate these things, mala. You can do a lot of things just with one baseball bat! ^^

You can use it as a weapon. This one's mine tho. owo

O.O welp, you've came prepared! owo