*pulls out a glock 17*

Gah! I must find out this......*looks at sherlock holmes film crew* uh.....enigma.

*shoots off at Japan*

*throws away the glock and generates a Enfield No.2 Mk.1 Revolver*

I WILL CATCH YOU CRIMINAL SCUM

Hi Japan!

WAIT HOW IS THAT D**K DAD STILL ALIVE- *kills Britian*

I’ll kill that father Dad has always been a d**k behind my mother’s back

Mmhmm

I’ll give the leg meat to Ussr-

Canada, ohh, you know i still live, right?

*spartan kicks you down*

Your the worst father ever, dad Maybe i shouldn’t have gave you the best dad mug~

Murdering your Son? Hah

🗡️👀🪓 i got yo axe bro

I wouldnt. Not even me.

*sits down in a prepared manner*

Now I can forgive Japan.

But if you dare threaten me..

*purple Canada with axe* I KILL YOU FATHERRR

*slice Britian Legs*

Can I shoot down another school :D

Okie!

Oh ooh, oh okay hmmm, so you want to do it the hard way huh?

*hangs Britian*

*slice britian arms*

rolls down the chair, through Canada's legs, and headshots him with his outdrawn revolver*

*pulls out pocketknife to cut myself down*

*turns into a ball form and grows a new body*

You see, Canada? I could of just apologised to Japan, and everything would be normal

*reforms and slices britian into bite sized pieces* Still wanna kill your son!

helloo japannn

Oh and, speaking of, sorry for shooting at you, Japan

I see...... *throws britians pieces into the lava pit*

*stands up and re attaches*

oh damn

*satanic screeches* KILL THE IDIOTIC ***** BRITIAN

I have no strength when coming up against Britain I fear

YOU DON’T LOVE ME FATHER I KNOW YOU DON’T

Im not sure who is on who's side now. Everything should be fine now

Well Canada, now I don't You have ruined your chances of me doing so

I can reform you idiotic *****

So, good day! Goodbye everyone.

what do i doooooo-

Uh, Peru, you can leave. I can't die

*grabs Britian by the neck and sqeezes it* *satanic screeches*

*fires revolver in his stomach*

ok i know. -sobs-

Japan, you can stay, but you will probably have to bring some snacks. This will be a long fight

*demonic hisses satanic screeches at the same time*

And some earmuffs

*starts stomping on britian while hitting him with an axe*

*tosses some to peru and japan*

*stuffs him in a animatronic suit and burns him*

*pulls out combat shotgun and point blanks him in the head*

*jumps out

..... SHUT UP DAD YOU DON’T LOVE ME TRIED TO KILL ME TRIED TO KILL JAPAN

Japan, i have nothing aginst you

*Satanic and demonic Roarsg

Son, i really don't Not anymore

YOU. TRIED. KILLING. JAPAN.

-Peru starts to stress eat eating and chewing everything he can get a hold on.-

Well now I'm not

*throws one of those big candy bags to Peru

Did you know poisoned stuff makes me stronger? *eats poisoned pigeon* *claws Britian with a giant claw*

I.....didn't really ask, Canada

Wanna know something, father? I never loved you anyways I never cared about you when i helped you Even if you were in pain, i would NEVER have helped you I wish you were never my father

*puts bucket over Canada's head, pushes him back and shoots him in stomach with shottygun*

-candy candy eat-

Neither did I, Canada

*sits in a tree with japan* UH- WTF IS GOING ON-

hello??? please explain this all to me-

*still alive* I can’t die Because i got it from YOU It’s your fault you were my “father”

appears on tree and gives everyone le candy bag*

Thanks “dad”

Trying to make me love you again ain’t gonna work

*muffled* UH ok...

ACK-

That's why I want to stop, Canada. I have more important things to do than wage an endless war

* bumps head on a branch* jeez u scared me-

Not my fault you started it

I don't want you to love me, Canada

You hated me from the start

*jumps down off tree* R U OK JAPAN?

I bet you wished i was never your son

aaaaaaa

From the start to the end

*looks down and helps Japan* Not exactly

So nice to the other kids

UH- ur head is bleeding japan!

BRITAIN GET TF AWAY AND GO LUV UR SON-

What am I supposed to do if someone tries to kill me? Stay there?

i'll go get a gauze bandage- *grabs the bandage and wraps japans head* there-

yes, u should luv ur kids no matter what

Ok, *comes to him* Chop me down all you want, and let the rage flow through you, until it stops

*pats Japan*

better??? i fixed you up!!!

I need my husband >:(

i can read a little bit if japanese- Dōitashimashite!

Why does everyone look like beagles here?

WTF i dont look like a beagle...

idk -coughs up live pigeon onto the ground- woops.

UH-

*is near a cliff*

I mean, sorry, I mean...*gestures to the top of head* Ears.

japan, chill out he is just kidding, i think-

What are those?

*turns to canada*

Hm?

*about to step off the cliff*

nah ah, -grabs nada-

*growl*

*pulls him back

CANADA NO * runs over to stop nada*

You ain't diein today.

if you do jump you're taking me with you. >:(

I guess me too

same here-

I wouldn't even feel it

*jumps off as a neko*

no im his twin im dieing with him

hgdsetrf

-follows Nada-

>:( im his twin.

*backflips down*

*drifts down next to Canada upside down

...................

*everyone splats, into blue, white, navy, pink, and red blood*

oof, lmao))

-punches japans shoulder- I wanna die without that racket.

woh

thats not nice peru- WAIT TF WE ARENT DEAD-

We can't die Amarica

wut? is that why i almost died from blood loss trying to same south korea once?!?!?!

*stands up with japan* welp, now we're stuck down here-

UH, im sure ussr would rather that stay a secret-

lets just say he lost his temper-

*dances with japen*

*japan* lmao))

-eats randon scorpion-

but britain, maybe only you cant die bc i have almost died before- same with germany, south korea and do believe madagascar-

SPIT THAT OUT PERU- *smackes it out of peru's mouth*

aaAh-

WAIT DONT LEAVE ME JAPA *catches up with japan, brining peru with her*

AAAAA *japan*))

*sips tea*

bc i didnt want her to eat everything she saw back there, and where did u get tea from?!?!?!

I am a magician.

no more tea lmao- lets get out of this pit, trench thingie

*pulls tea out of pocket*

*wakes up* OW THERE’S SALT IN MY EYE

oh well

MY EYES ARE DYING

*pours tea out*

Oh wow, Canada, are you ok?

AAAAAA *enternal screaming with the salt in eye*

UH we need to help nada guys *goes back to nada*

I CAN’T SEE ANYTHING

WHY IS THERE SALT IN MY EYE

*bumps into everything*

SALT. MUST. GET. OUT. AAAAAAAA

*accidently steps on britian’s leg*

I CAN BUT I CAN’T SEE ANYTHING

*hits the wall*

*face falls on floor*

uh i can start on the stairs *builds stairs in less than 5 minutes* there!!!

Okie the salt is gone *looks at stairs* That is liable to fall *rebuilds the stairs*

eee -shoves pigeon in nadas mouth so he wont protest-

Can you not put the head first please peru

BISH MAS STAIRS WERE BEAUTIFUL-

You didn’t put bases so the stairs would not fall when you step on it

YESH I DID

I AINT STUPID I KNOW HOW TO FUCCING BUILD SIMPLE STAIRS

The bases were t h i n

-climbs up by rock climbing-

SCREW YOU THEY WERE THICC AS HELL-

UH, peru there are stairs-

Oh- I’ll do rock climbing then

BISH PUT ME DOWN I CAN WALK!! and how tf r u carrying us b o t h-

UH- welp we're out now. but where is britain???

-Peru was already at the top- :D

how tf did u do that so fast peru-

here.

*gets to the top too*

*already at top*

He came first

Rock climb

*drinks tea*

dammit japan- *runs down after japan*

is tea good?

*drinks orange juice*

Also no tea tastes bad

*drinks energy drink*

Tea is good. Coffee is better

yea, i'd agree with canada

*is warm colered neko*

I have no idea what a neeko is.

energy drinks are the best tho- *drinks another energy drink*

*is eating a donut*

i want a donut-

You are so uncultured, Amarica

**** off, thats why i left-

-chases rabbit-

I like cats. Real ones though.

JAPAN IS A REAL CAT YOU OLD MAN

brings a cat over* This is a CAT.

*the cat lies on my chest*

*grabs japan* THIS is also a cat

*cuddles japan*

I prefer other things, since no one likes me apparently, and i can't do that

:3

Since you all are younger

sits down kinda sad*

can I touch that cat Britain :0

no.

you have Japan

no one said they didnt like u

japan no >:((

*continues to cuddle japan*

-trys to eat japan-

BISH NO- *takes japan and goes away from peru*

depressed*

aah-

Have a donut *le gib*

r u ok britain?? i luv u mah father *huggo britain*

*naps in the flower field*

girls are mean >:( I didn't want your cooties anyway >:(((

*warm colored neko*

*talks to cat* Oscar, you are my only friend

BISH I SAID I ****ING LUV U-

I only have one child and that one hates me.

*you look at the flower field and it was filed with Poppies, and Canada was sleeping in it*

UH- canada is sleeping, in a field of P O P P I E S. she needs to get outta that field- JAPAN DONT EAT THOSE FISH!!!

*stretches and falls asleep again*

Mew *warm colored neko again*

*grabs both japan and nada* aight lets go home-

((Neko ref btw:))

*still sleeping in poppie field*

-goes to shoot down school to get a sacrifice-

*crippled ing depress*

-runs back to Britain with a child he kidnapped-

yesh???

*pets oscar*

please no, Peru

*does nothing

-gives Britain the child- this one? or no.

no peru.

*is sad*

DAMMIT BRITAIN ARE YOU OK????

ok -runs off. he comes back with tea packets, and coffee powder- this?

Eh.

practically eats them all*

I guess

yea, you wanna talk britain???

britain i am a therapist, you can talk to me-

no fr, i can conduct therapy if i wanted to))

^^ -runs off again, drags Canada back- this?

UH, thats canada *snatches nada*

Amarica, you are not a very good one

I practically have no children

*sleeping as a neko*

well, i am currently talking to ukraine rn and he is doing kinda better-

so i must be kinda good at it.

I can be your son Britain :0

*pulls out a briefcase and it turns into a motorcycle*

*wakes up* You were already his son

*gets on* I'll be back

*motorcycle noises*

can i ride???

-coughs up hammer-

...........No.

Btw how could ypu forget your sons are Morroco, Male Ame, and peru and me

*vrmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm*

Ow you rolled over my hand

UH, i have a gender bend???

Bruh yes

Also YOUR the genderbend

-eats hammer-

*at pub*

I don’t have a left hand anymore

i found out im a gender bend?? if thats something

BRITIAN ROLLED MY HAND WITH A MOTERCYCLE AND NOW I DON’T HAVE A LEFT HAND ANYMORE

*glugs whisky*

UH, here have mine *gives you my left hand*

*goes near Britian* WHY DID YOU ROLL OVER MY HAND WITH A MOTORCYCLE *shows left hand*

*turns around*

>:C

What in thuh Queen's name are youuuuu two doin here????

*throws a angry neko temperg

WHY. DID. YOU. ROLL. OVER. MY. LEFT, HAND. BRITIAN??!!!??

uh, three. threeeeee

UH, i think britains drunk-

why the **** are you bragging bout it ?

*chuckles* uhmmmmm uh..... I *hic* dunno why didnt cha move?

I WAS SLEEPING

OK, NO MORE BEER * takes britain out of the bar and goes home with japan and nada and peru*

*throws a giant rock*

oh shit its the tea man-

*hic* uh no thanks ya good lassie!

*crosses arm with firey red temper*

*falls on the floor*

*sleeping*

finally, britain is asleep and we can rest and chill now-

*stomps into room and shuts the door and locks it*

bye...

*wakes up britain and tries to sober him up*

*rolls over* you get ovah here you stupid pieces of sh#t *still sleeping*

WAKE TF UP BRITAIN

throw water on him

*snore* nah nah lad, im goin to the shop

*grabs bucket of hot water and throws it on britain* WAKE UP BISH-

*snooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooore*

-bites Britains arm-

*chuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu*

*snoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooore*

*chuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu*

no, he wont wake up. im TRYING to sober him up, but epically failing-

-lays there with Britain, pokes him gently, "Heyo wake up please."-

yea, pffffft like thats gonna work-

HOT WATER WONT EVEN WAKE HIM UP-

*snoreeeee* bam bam bam bammmmm! hahahaa, try that again f#cks

america stole all your oil

yea, britain. i stole all of your oil and if you dont wake up i will waste it all

*gasp*