I lost the spider... Send halp

?I'm GoNnA BuRn My HoUsE dOwN tO aN uGlY bLaCk?

Wheeezzee to much smoke smokey the bear Halp mehhhhhh

?So I set fire to the spider watch it burn as it screams in pain?

x''’''''''''''D

this is what happens when you do things that you think are funny

:3

oh uh *tries to find what words to say and gives up*

it k l a n c e

Vixia: LOOK BOI JUST TOU- Me:*shouting from other room* VIXIA ITS YOUR TURN TO FEED WOLFY AND FOXY. Vixia: *shouting to her* IM COMING. *slams door on way out BRB*

kAI U BE HOT, KID. JUST SAYIN

Kai: What...

As a female human, I can determine true hottness when I see it 9/10 would date. noW GO, AND DO SOMETHING WITH THIS INFROMATION

INFORMATION*

Kai: Like what

Get a girlfriend. Or, you know, a boyfriend if that’s your thing. Or just be confident abOUT YOUR LOOKS

marry a famous person to get cash XDD

nO mARrY mE

Kai: Yah the last time I was in a relationship, he got...killed

O, well. oKAY, NOW I FRICKING HAVE TO DATE YOU, BECAUSE I WANNA DAI :’D

I HATE MY LIFE, I MUST

Kai: No don't touch the mullet

NOOOOO

STAHHHP

KAI FRICKING DATE ME SO I CAN DIE

Kai: *he hisses at Tord, and slowly backaway, muttering cuss words and such* nAAAOO

Oh NOBODY WANTS TO DATE ME, CRI

Kai: Don't do that, you'll regret it

*cries* iM SO LONELY (in all seriousness, you have a good looking oc, and I’m just joking around. Ya’ll should be proud at how comfortable I feel with you, as I literally was almost raped as an 11 year old and haven’t trusted guys since)

((I am very honored to be bestowed that trust, and I am terribly sorry that had happened))

Yeah, thanks guys. What made it even worse is that he was a 60 year old deacon. (Kinda like a priest.) holy shnike, I just realized how scared and depressed I’m feeling right now. OKAY THEN)

Jaaaa we got you mon

AAA I JUST MET YOU BOTH AND I ALREADY LIKE YOU TWO SO MUCH are you both guys?

Nope

Hnng, alright Well, now I declare you both my official flipanim siblings, if you want to be :’)

YAY XD

YAAAYYYYYYYY