if cafe wanted to break my arm and curbstomp me and then leave me to bleed out on the street i would let them. they seem trustworthy

is it time for a cafe ramble? Maybe <3 uhhhhhhhh what 2 talk about tho

their aesthetic....... it's not super special or anything but i rlly love it and i especially love how much they show it in their lair/ when they. literally become dictator. it's sexy and im gonna talk about it you've got your typical pirate aesthetic, with like. mixed in with dragon royalty is the best way i could describe it? it feels dangerous and adventurous but grand and bright speckled with gemstones and accented with gold. a lot of wood bases and undertones but with massive winding statues of dragons that reach the tops of trees with ease, bright crimson banners emblazoned with icons depicting important moments in history or cafe's life or thite itself (as in the god, not the solar system), lavish decor and little dragons and leviathans carved into the walls. they love to show off, so pretty much everywhere you turn there's gonna be giant statues formed from gold or some expensive gem or even just with golden accents, giant leviathan skeletons hanging from the ceiling-

-or pretty much just one with the furniture, or some over-the-top swords on display. of course, they're also pretty fond of fire, so completely ignoring the fact that things are flammable they have a lot of lanterns lining the paths that lead to their lair (and even on the inside), a lot of general fire symbols and imagery and even deeper down into the lair (mostly in their sleeping quarters) they've managed to get real lava (real) in there. cafe has never heard of cool colors their entire base is just warm-toned and it drives everyone insane because cafe, who is also entirely warm-toned, blends in perfectly and also walks really quietly most of the time so nobody knows when the **** they're approaching

yeah lol? violence is sexy