Daoes:Hi, are you one of Parasite's friends?

Daoes:OHHHHH I love Parasite! Isn't she great? If you are friends with her, you must be nice to, aren't you?

Daoes:What do you think of Parasite? Isn't she just lovely? So sweet and elegant.

Daoes:Yeah, she doesn't like to hold back how she feels...*Daoes looks at the floor sadly*

Daoes:Parasite said she refused to date me because I'm Catt's son...

Daoes:That she wouldn't date me because I'm Catt's son...*Parasite walks in the room, and sees the situation*Parasite:Nope, this isn't going down.*She walks out of the room*

*Parasite yells*Parasite:Nope! Daoes:But my love T^T...

*Parasite gets dragged in by Bogwater, Bogwater and Daoes glare at eachother*Bogwater:Abbi, we talked about you dealing with your issues. This kid is one of them, so deal with the situation.

Parasite:For what? I'm not doing incest, and I'm no pedo!

Parasite:NO I HAVE NO REASON TO APOLOGIZE!

Parasite:HE TRIED TO RAPE ME FOR 1, 2 HE IS A KID SO THAT WOULD MAKE ME A PEDOPHILE,3 I'M NOT GONNA DATE SOMEONE FROM MY FAMILY LINE THAT'S INCEST!

Parasite:I'm not gonna apologize to him-Daoes:If you could just give me a chance, maybe I'd be better for you than that BOGWATER fellow.

Parasite:No, I will not! Bogwater is the only person I'm gonna date, heck we plan on getting married soon! So no, I'm not gonna give you a chance!*Parasite then turns to fireminx turning into her true form* AND YOU! YOU DARE TRY TO GET ME TO APOLOGIZE TO THIS KID FOR SOMETHING THAT I HAVE TO APOLOGIZE FOR?! I THINK NOT!

*Parasite looks at fireminx like they have five heads* Parasite:Did you seriously just shoot yourself?-_- Daoes:Oh no, here let me help! *Daoes heals the bullet wound*

*Daoes heals the head wound, and hugs her*Daoes:Please don't hurt yourself! It's not nice T^T!

Daoes:Parasite hurts herself, and that's not ok, so you're not allowed to hurt yourself either!

*Daoes smiles, and hugs fireminx tight, not enough to hurt them though, and Parasite walks out the room*

Daoes:Aw, thank you ^v^.

*Daoes starts purring like a cat*

Daoes:You're a nice person, I bless you with good luck for your kindness. ^v^

Daoes:It was nice of you to try, and get Parasite to apologize... but it is my fault...I shouldn't have tried to go for her...she was so nice though...

*Daoes gasps, and speaks happily* Daoes:Really?

*Daoes hugs her tightly*Daoes:Yay!TvT

Daoes:Because you've made me so happy! TvT

*Daoes smiles happily, and a pink and purple lion walks into the room*???:Daoes-Uh, am I interrupting something?

???:Uh thank you human. Daoes:This is Classifur. He is one of my mom's pet that take care of me.

Classifur:Uh, thank you? Daoes is this human your friend? *Daoes nods*

Daoes:I'm glad you're my friend to ^v^. Clasifur:Well if this isn't a romance blooming here than I don't know what is. *Daoes blushes*

*Daoes blushes immensely*

*Classifur laughs*Classifur:Be wary of this one young human Daoes gets attached to people easily.

Classifur:Well then I should have no reason to worry about him now, you seem like a good human. I hope you keep this little one out of trouble. Daoes:I'm not little! I'm 6'1!

Classifur:I'm a sir.*Classifur turns into his human form which he has one pink eye, one purple, with long pink and purple hair tied back into a pony tail, pale skin, a pink an purple suit, and is about 6'3* Anyway, I must return to taking care of the others. Take care children.*Classifur leaves the room*

Daoes:Yeah he definitely is, his boyfriend is also real tall.

Daoes:Yeah his boyfriend's name is Thunderclaw. He's a storm dragon, and he is pretty cool. I fun it funny when he does drag though, you wouldn't ever think he was a guy.

*Daoes whole face turns red, and mentally freaks out*

Daoes:Uhhhhhhhh, I uh-just, what....

Does:Did that just happen?

*Daoes smiles to himself, and pats firemix's head soon falling asleep as well*

*Classifur walks back in to check on them, and smiles to himself. He slowly, and quietly walks back out*

*Daoes wakes up from fireminx's purring, but goes back to sleep*

*Daoes wakes up* Hello again.

*Daoes laughs lightly*Did you sleep well?

*Daoes stands, and his back pops in the process* Good.

*Daoes blushes* Uh, th-thanks.

*Daoes rubs the back of his neck, and whispers* And you're cute when you sleep...

*Daoes blushes more, and looks at the floor*

*Daoes blushes even more* I-I don't mean to be shy though...

*Daoes laughs lightly* You don't really seem like you'd be shy at all.

*Daoes smiles* Ok. You know, you also have a lovely smile.

*Daoes laughs* You really do.

*Daoes smiles at fireminx* No problem just being honest. *I walk in* Me:I SHIP IT!

Daoes:Hey Naomi, how's it going? Me:Much better now, this is so cute! owo I ship it so much.

Me:You two are so cute together! Now if you'll excuse me I must go make a ship name!*I run out of the room, and Daoes laughs*

Daoes:She's so weird. Anyway, are you ok?

Daoes:That was pretty funny if I'm being completely honest. *Starts laughing.*

*Daoes continues to laugh* I wonder if anyone else will happen to find us.

*A guy about 6'7 with a yellow plaid shirt, blue jeans, black combat boots, with yellow eyes, platinum blond hair, a scar over his left eye, and lightly tanned skin walks it* ???: Naomi told me Daoes has a romantic partner! Where is the little rascal-Aha! Daoes:Oh hey Thunderclaw.

*Thanderclaw walks over to fireminx and Daoes* What's your pronouns? *Thunderclaw asked not wanting to make assumptions*

*Thunderclaw shrugs* Yeah, but pronouns, what are yours? We are a very lgbtq+ accepting family, so none of us wanna call you by the incorrect pronouns.

*Thunderclaw giggles* No, pronouns. Like male, female, non binary, etc.

*Thunderclaw laughs* Thunderclaw:Well I can assure you that we all appreciate you making this little guy happy.*Thunderclaw ruffles Daoes' hair* Daoes:Hey...

*Thunderclaw laughs* Thunderclaw:Yeah just don't do it to much, you might make Classifur jealous.

*Thunderclaw smiles* Thunderclaw:I don't get jealous because I know he is loyal to me uwu.

Thunderclaw:Lions do tend to be fluffy. Daoes:T^T I wanna be fluffy...

Daoes:But I wanna be fluffy...

Daoes:I'm a bird? O.O

*Daoes giggles* Thunderclaw:Ok I'll give you two some privacy. *Thunderclaw walks out of the room*

Daoes:Seriously though, am I a bird o-o?

*Daoes looks at fireminx confused*

Daoes:Thank you ^v^, but you're cuter!

*He kisses her back* I disagree.

*Daoes kisser her back*

*Daoes laughs* Your so darn cute...

*Daoes laughs harder* Confidence is key.

Daoes:^v^

*Daoes hugs her* You're so gash darn dittily cute!

Daoes:How do you purr like that? It's to adorable!

Daoes:Makes since, my mom's pets are how I learned ^v^.

*He pats her head*

*Daoes smiles at her, and hugs her again. He smiles content with how his life has turned out*

Daoes:It's because I am, you've made me happy.

Daoes:I'm glad to hear it.

*Daoes kisses her forehead, and smiles again*

Daoes:Thank you. *I walk back into the room* Me: I HAVE A SHIP NAME!

Me:Firoes!

Me:AND IT'S BEEN APPROVED NOW FOR THE FAN ART!

Me:YYEEEEEESSSSSS DA FAN ART ;3

Daoes:Hi! Are you a friend of Parasite's?

Daoes:So you're an enemy of Parasite's?

*Daoes gasps* Daoes:You are one of three things to Parasite, ally, enemy, or friend.

Daoes:Parasite come back! I have a question, and no I'm not trying to get you to love me ok! *Parasite walk into the room, and sounds annoyed as she speaks* Parasite:What you you want kid?! Daoes:What do you classify the person as?*Points to Maliki, and Parasite sighs* Parasite:Eh, I see him as a strange demon. I don't know him well enough to classify him. Now I'm leaving, bye asshole. *Flips Daoes off as she walks out*

Daoes:ou get treated better than I do, she hates my guts.

Daoes:Well you didn't try to ask her out. She said no though. She said it's because it would make her a pedo, and that it would be incest.

Daoes:Well I have someone now, which is a yay.

Daoes:Thanks ^v^, I hope you find someone if you haven't yet!

Daoes:Oh nu.

Daoes:Oh, well I had Parasite's Revenants kill Bogwater a little while ago, maybe you can get with her? I dunno if she'd like you though.

Daoes:Is something wrong?

*Daoes smiles* Yay, a friend!

Daoes:O-ok.

Daoes:It's better than being treated like shit by Parasite heh, heh...

Daoes:He knows her, and I'm not hurt. I'm a deity, also nice story friend.

Daoes: I am a good listener ^v^

Daoes:Yay, I've gained a girlfriend, and a best friend today!

Daoes:Yeah Fireminx, she's a real sweet thing.

Daoes:Is something wrong? Oh wait, have you taken an interest in me? If that's the case I don't mind being shared ^v^

Daoes: I dunno, she don't need to know. (Daoes is an innocent bean with a dark side lol)

Daoes: You don't have to, just saying *Smiles innocently* (Ikr)

*Daoes looks at Brynn, and waves realizing that they are still there*

*Daoes laughs at the situation*

Daoes:It's ok you can think on it, You aren't offending me at all.

(I DON'T KNOW *Confused screaming*)

(Idk, and Idc. Playing god is fun.)

*Daoes pats Maliki's back* It will all be ok in the end friend.

Daoes:Oh I'm sorry. (gtg)

Daoes:T^T D-did I hurt you?

Daoes:But you were haveing a hard time breathing T^T

Daoes:Oh I'm so sorry, I'll be more careful in the future T^T

Daoes:You can say whatever you'd like I'm not gonna judge you.

Daoes:It's ok I don't need an answer. I can be whatever you want me to be at the time, and I'm ok with that. ^v^

Daoes:Hello ^v^

Daoes:Meh, I don't really think so.

Daoes:Life always works out in the end, and I don't mind your talking or silence.

*Daoes laughs*

*Daoes laughs harder*

*Daoes stops laughing, but can't help smiling*

Daoes:You told me to stop laughing, but you said nothing about smiling.

*Daoes tries to hold back a laugh*

*Daoes smiles from ear to ear* I'm glad you made up your mind.

*Daoes falls to the ground laughing from being called Baka*

Daoes:I'm sorry T^T

Daoes:I didn't mean to make you angry, I'm really sorry T^T

*Daoes curls into a ball on the floor actually feeling bad*

*Daoes looks at Maliki* I honestly thought you were angry at me T^T

*Daoes hugs Maliki, careful not to touch his wings*

Daoes:Hm?

Daoes:Oh it's ok, I don't mind. ^v^

Daoes:You seem like an interesting person, and I personally have enjoyed your company. I honestly wanted to be in a relationship with you, and I would never date someone out of pity, that's just not right.

*Daoes hugs Maliki slightly tighter, and smiles to himself*

*I walk in* Me:OH SHIT I'VE GOTTA NEW SHIP :3

Daoes:Oh hi Naomi. Me:Ohhhh THERE'S GONNA BE SOME SHIT STIRRED UP FROM THIS >:3

*I die from laughter* Daoes:Oh yeah, I have a girlfriend.

Daoes: I forgot for a second.

Me:I'm Naomi, I'm the artist >:3

Me:Daoes is a clueless child, he thinks everything he does is ok, and normal. He sees nothing wrong with being in multiple relationships, killing, etc.

Me:Not unacceptable, just not the norm.

*Daoes' entire face turns red*

*Daoes laughs*It's ok, you just flustered me a bit.

*Naomi take a picture, and runs away laughing*

Daoes:Why?

Daoes:Uh, thanks.

Daoes:Are you alright?*Puts his hand on Maliki's cheek*

*Daoes starts caressing his cheek* You know, your skin is really soft...

*Daoes starts to lean in for a kiss, but doesn't want to kiss Maliki unless he's ok with it*

*Daoes smiles, and kisses Maliki.*

(...Mega oofers...)*Daoes' entire face turns red again, and Naomi walks in, and takes a picture of the two quickly running off again* Me:I GOT A GOOD PHOTO THIS TIME!

*Daoes was slightly amused by the situation*

*Daoes looks away slightly embarrassed*

(I aM dYiNG!) Daoes:Yeah I'm fine, just a bit shy...

*Daoes laughs* I said a bit...

(I don't know, but I've been through worse.) Daoes:Sure I'm fine with that.

*Daoes kisses him back with passion*

*Daoes puts one hand on Maliki's hip, the other caressing his cheek*

*Daoes tenses slightly, and Classifur(A pink and purple male lion) walks in* Classifur:Uh...

*Classifur sighs* Classifur:Hello sir, I'm guessing you're in a relationship with Daoes?

*Classifur walks out scared of Maliki*

*Daoes feels bad now that Maliki is in pain*

Daoes:He's one my my mom's pets. He likes to check in on me sporadically.

Daoes:Uh, well you were kissing me...uh*He becomes even more red*

*Daoes turns like 15 shades redder* Uh, well...uh, y-yeah...

Daoes:If you'd like I could replicate it for you.*Daoes switches off smol bean mode*

Daoes:Is something wrong?

(No, ha can be. He is actually like 10, but his physical form is like 23 same with his mental state because that's how Catlonea's work)

(He*)

Daoes:Hey if something's wrong love you can tell me.

(Oof is right)

*Daoes laughs* What else would you expect of a deity?

Daoes:Well, just know I'm not just a sweet like angel.

*Daoes laughs* I probably should've warned you though, I can change my personality very quickly.

*Daoes smirks* Well would you like to take me up on my offer?

(RRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE WHAT HAVE I DONE) *Daoes gently places a kiss on his lips, then kisses along his jawline down to his neck trying to find his sweet spot*

(AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH)*Daoes kisses and nips at the spot*

*Daoes looks at Maliki worriedly* Maliki? Are you ok love?

Daoes:D-did I hurt you?

Daoes:If you don't like it I won't do it again.

Daoes:Would you like me to do it again?

*Daoes smirks, ans starts to kiss and nip at the same spot again*

*Daoes starts to kiss up his neck, and hums in his ear* Hm? Are you enjoying that?

(I'm gon dieh) *Daoes returns to what he was doing previously, but biting a little harder this time*

(Lol If my monterlegends rps won't send me to hell this will)

*Daoes smiled, and bit down on his sweet spot, then starts to drag his teeth lightly against the skin*

(fnivinfhuricnuiwvfweuifhewuifwkubfubfbfdnf) *Daoes laughs* Someone seemed to really enjoy that~.

*He repeated what he did smiling to himself*

*Daoes looks at Maliki in the eye the tilts his head to the side slghtly*

*Daoes tenses, but quickly figuring out what he want grants him entrance.*

*Daoes' face becomes completely red again, and he shivered slightly*

*Daoes places a hand on Maliki's cheek, the other around his waist trying to pull him closer*

*A sliver wolf walks in, and gasps seeing what was going on*

???:DAOES WHAT THE ****, I THOUGHT YOU WERE STRAIGHT.

???:I was told to check in on Daoes.

*The silver wolf then scrambled out of the room*

Daoes:-_-|| a lot.

Daoes:Eh, it's mildly annoying.

*Daoes laughs a bit then smiles awkwardly*

Daoes:Well this is slightly awkward now. *He laughs*

*Daoes laughs harder* It definitely seems that way.

Daoes:It's pretty normal in this house though, which is why I try not to make a big deal out of it.

(I don't either)

(Honestly the other day I was doing like 6 of em, so the amount isn't an issue, but I'm fine with quiting this one.)

(Keep it for da drama.)

Daoes:Thank you! Are you a friend of Parasite?

Daoes:Oh, ok. Well hi creepy random person, how are you?

Daoes:I'm happy!

Daoes:Sure!

Daoes:And I'm Daoes, it's nice to meet you!

Daoes:In my home ^v^

Daoes:Thanks!

Daoes:Sure!

Daoes:Nope, you can chose!

Daoes:Ok!*Teleports them both to a park* What's your favorite type of Icecream?

Daoes:Just classic old vanilla. *materializes a bowl of chocolate ice cream as well as one of vanilla ice cream handing Rose the bowl of chocolate ice cream*

Daoes:No problem ^v^. *He starts to eat his ice cream*

Daoes:Oh hi! Are you a friend of Parasite's?

Daoes:Oh ok, what's your name? Mine is Daoes Catlonea!

Daoes:Well hi Scott! How are you?

Daoes:Well that's no way to live! What makes you happy?

Daoes:Is that murder I hear? We have a training ground, we have realistic simulations ^v^

*Daoes drags him outside to a smaller looking house like structure with weapons laid across the walls* Here we are, tell me when you're ready to start ^v^

*Daoes yells out to start simulation, and the room then turns into a forest like terrain with people wandering about with different assortments of weapons*

Daoes:Go wild, have fun!

Daoes: Yupity Upity!

Daoes:^v^