Strictly Strange Q&A
by:
Thepapersandwich 
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6780
04.09.2017
61 comments
Zee-rex
04.09.2017 19:31
Linkwhen do you think the aliens will destroy earth
Thepapersandwich[OP]
04.09.2017 19:34
LinkBy next Tuesday. We - I mean THEY - almost have their planet destroying app all downloaded. Wifi is slow in space.
Zee-rex
04.09.2017 19:40
Linkwifi is slow in space? well then i know i wont be going there anytime soon
Thepapersandwich[OP]
04.09.2017 19:42
LinkYou won't have a choice once the planet is destroyed
Zee-rex
04.09.2017 19:46
LinkO H fUk that, id better shoot myself before they destroy earth
Thepapersandwich[OP]
04.09.2017 21:03
LinkOr join us
why is bigfoot single- because he is so dang creepy and ugly
what species of alien are you- idek, imma hooman
Excuse me, but Bigfoot is 1. A girl 2. In a beautiful relationship with an ex-Sasquatch hunter.
so you walk into the kitchen and theres this peanut butter jelly sanwhich- shes 26 and turning 14 five minutes ago. what color are her shoes?
She's not wearing any, but her socks are pastel pink with fried eggs on them.
Are we living in an advanced simulation inside a simulation created inside a simulation inside a simulation inside another advanced simulation?
No silly, we live in a simulation of an advanced simulation inside a simulation created inside a simulation inside a simulation inside another advanced simulation?
on a scale of 1-10 whats your favourite colour of the alphabet?
Answer riddle
There were 5 girls
One cooking
One playing chess
One readin a book
And one playing outside
What was the 5th one doing
do you like rupaul's drag race except everyone's dressed as a gay fat ballerina?
I hate how sulfur tastes like armpit hair. What type of bleach do you suggest to make it taste and look better?
Clorox bleach is always recommended, but the great value brand is surprisingly tasty.
If you had to choose between 100 bees to eat or 3 frogs to eat which would you choose?
(don't worry, they're cooked)
3 frogs because even when a bee dies the stinger can still have venom in it
There is a fish tank with 6 fish. one ran away, the other 3 died. how many fish are left?
If furries took over the world, would you kill them, or join them
Lol if you tried to kill them, they're would be more than you so it would be unfair
But still
They are cute and fluffy
Why would you??
do you think there is paper in hell? or maybe whiteboards? Asking because I might be going there lol
They've gotta use something to fuel all that fire. If it's wood, just make your own paper.
There are five puppies one of them has aids the cheese had 7 holes in it and is 256838382818 centemeters wide calculate the mass of the sun
If there are six years in one minute and there are 98 years in 3 years, calculate the amount of Gatorade a basketball player gives away.
but do you think that they bathe in the tears of the other team's fans to stay young and fresh?
No, they bathe in their own sweat so their athletic skill will double
If A Person That Turned 84 Asked Someone Who Was 85 What Age They Turned 85 At And They Answered 37 and 48 And Said That They Skipped Their 26 Birthday, How Old Is The Pizza Stain On The Sweater That Says 'I Like Milk' And What Type Of Pizza Is It?
It was cheese pizza, because the 85 year old can't chew any other type. Plus the stain is from 2 years in the future.