So. Last night. I dropped my eraser under my bed. I go to get it and I see some green capsule thingy under my bed surroneded by white powder. My dog comes into the room and since she hangs out under my bed alot, I turn to her and say, "I swear to god, if I find out you've been snorting cocaine-" My mom pokes her head in and says, "What about cocaine?" I say, "Angel's been snorting cocaine." Her: "What?" Me: "Look under the bed." My mom looks under and asks if my dog barfed under there because there's a chance that she did. I say no and my mom gets a cloth. She starts to wipe it up and it turns out to be powder. We have no clue how it got there. End of storytime.

So, bottom line: My dog snorts cocaine.