“Probably for the best,” Technoblade had said. “I’ve been told I don’t make great first impressions with mothers, mostly because I met them after I’d just slaughtered their children.” “Please reserve the morbid jokes for after Tommy’s gone to bed, Technoblade,” Wilbur said. “What does slaughtered mean?” Tommy asked. “I tickled them,” Technoblade said. “Oh.” “To death.” “ *Oh.* ” ... pls this is such a good part lmao the last "oh" is italicized so it isn't as funny here lol