Me: it’s interesting how Illinois is an hour behind Indiana. My mom: we aren’t in Illinois right now we’re in Indiana Me: oh- but i heard you saying that we should visit granny while we’re here sense she lives in Illinois My mom: she lives in Indianapolis. Me to my moms friend: I’m angry at three states currently Indiana Illinois and Indianapolis. Moms friend: but Indianapolis isn’t a state? Me: OKAY! I’m angry at two states and a city! Mind you this all happened at a Red Robin’s.