When you say something And your friend says “That’s what she said” But you don’t understand p

When ur brother brushes his teeth Not that he doesn't brush his teeth, but the fact that you have a brother

someone calls you your baby results are positive, congragulations on your first child! (based of true story)

when you finish drama on FA and you think what just happened. (btw thats me rn)

When you don't pay attention in class, then the teacher calls on you to answer the question. Me- Twenty-seven!! Teacher- This is English class. Me- *Thinks- Wut?* Teacher- What is a hyperbole Sophie? Me- Cellar difusion! Teacher- *Sighs* Leave the room Sophie...