“Paul have you seen my _______?” “In the hole.” “Oh My god, what is that?” “Is a hole” “Well yeah I can see that, what’s it doing there?” “Well I woke up” *Sips coffee* “and there was a hole” “What are you gonna do about it?”

“I put a rug over it, it fell in the hole.” “Well don’t you think we should call the police?” “I did.” “Well where are they?” “In the hole.” “Where is you girlfriend?” *silence* “Paul where is you girlfriend?. “She at work.” “Oh Huh, where she work?” “In the hole.” “God! How deep even is this thing?”

This is a long one) *throes mug in* “That was my favorite mug, now it’s in the hole.” “Paul do you even know what this is? This could be a n interdimension or a wormhole, or a gateway to hell! Paul? Paul? Paul?!” *screams in the hole* “PAAAUUULL?!” “Hey whats up I got a snack.” “Paul would you please take this seriously?!” *A hole monster comes out of no where with random noises* “AAAAAAA” *calmly shoots the thing* “What was that?!” “Hole person.” “Where do it come from?” *blankly stares at* “RiGHt the hole, yeah. Dude why are you being so calm about this?” “I’d be more worried about the space octopus” “What space octopus?” *Weird ass ****ing noises* *gets shot by the weird noises* “That one. Oh here it is.” *Hole noises* “Oh shit.”

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