Also

Help me the government has been after me sense 1982 and im wanted in 14 states help

All give you 90% of the worlds chocolate chip cookies

99%

1000,0000000 dollars

When what do u want

my time of what-

* see’s all strain of the army * I HAVE TO GO NOW BYE * dresses you up like me and runs away *

AAAAAAAAAAAA SURE JUST GET THEM AWAY FROM ME

Whatever

I need to go to France first I only stole 9000,000 from them I need the rest

Money, skid.

wh- Thanks- But how am i gonna carie all this home? Its almost half a mile away

ok do that please

I smell 🥖’s i think the French is coming

* goes on the couch * *takes skid of my head and snuggles *

yes

* small blush * your so adorable

heh

* sleep *

💤💤💤🌀🌀🌀💤💤💤🌀🌀🌀💤💤💤

zzz

zzzzZzzzzzz

zzzzzzzzzz

* wakes up * ...hUh...?

wHaTs GoInG oN

* really tired noises * oK

* hugs back *

ok

* pats skid on the head and puts on a minecraft letsplay *

,:)

yep

* rumbling and the smell of smoke thick smoke reaches the house *

* hugs skid * good bye.

* the room gets extremely hot. Thick smoke enters the room. It is almost impossible to breathe or talk. *

...

* the house explodes. *

* dead *

* the smoke grows bigger. The ground and the tiny bit thats left of the house is let a flame. *

* silence *

* sam walks over * Sam: they got him....didn’t they?

Sam: me and pump where partners in crime........we made South Carolina really mad one day. It was them that bombed your house.

Sam: * burns pumps dead body and yeets it to South Carolina *

Sam: * gone *

( brb )

( bacc )

( hi )