Look, you came here for a crappy movie tutorial, you’re gonna get a crappy movie tutorial. The first step you have to do is think of a plan. Then, scrap that idea, and make a beginning from scratch. Normally, it should start with “Once upon a time”, but I’m not a normal human being. An actual normal movie should start with advertising 20 companies that didn’t even incorporate themselves in the production of the movie. Now that you’ve gotten that out of the way, we can get to work on the script. I like to start with someone named Guy or something weird like that. I started with “Guy Peterson”, he’s some random business guy, and he’s going to get into some trouble later on. Scripts are hard. I’ve only got 12 words into mine, and I’m confused as heck. How is Guy going to get into a haunted house when he lives in the middle of nowhere? Meh, He’s going to teleport. Don’t care about any logic even if he crosses over to the 0th dimension.