Jokezz,,
by:
--Chris-Afton-- 
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05.04.2021
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--Chris-Afton--[OP]
05.04.2021 05:32
LinkSomeone:
Where did you come from
Me:
I came fro-
My brain:
I don't remember, I knew a few seconds ago but I dont remember now
Me:
U h
π π π
This is mine
Someone:put da milk back in the fridge
My brain stops*
Me:okie *grabs milk and open the cabinet*
*brain works again*
Me: wtf what the frick
why do some people not like other people when they get chips and open it upside down like what the heck
Kidnapper: Hey Kid, Where do you live?
Me: With my parents?-
Kidnapper: Where does your parents live?
Me: With meβ¨
Kidnapper: WHERE DO YOU ALL LIVE?
Me: TOGETHER
Kidnapper: Okay, Where is your house?
Me: Next to my neighbors house.
Kidnapper: Okay, Where is your Neighbor's House?
Me: If I tell you, You won't believe me.
Kidnapper: Don't worry I will believe you.
Me: .....
NEXT TO MY HOUSE
Kidnapper: *ANGRY NOISES*
Online daters : Hey sexy, date me
Me : Ur seriously gonna walk up to me and randomly say that
Online daters : yes
Me : have you seen you face yet
Online daters : Yes im smex-
Me : have you ever used a mirror
Online daters : Yes
Me : Well you can't when you are dating on the computer and there is no mirror on the computer
Online daters : shit
