!!IN THIS SITUATION FATHER IS BEING USED AS A GENDER NEUTRAL TERM! YOUR CHARACTER IS VIEWED AS PARENTAL BY MOST BUT IF YOUR OC PREFERS MOTHER/SOME OTHER THING PLEASE TELL ME!!!!

You where always one of the best preachers in your town, wether it’s because you play to religion to make those diehard religious folks believe you, or you took religion deeper then face value, either way, many varieties of folks would come seeking your advice, you had a confession booth set up and stationed perfectly, you would never see the confessors face, and the mesh was thick enough to slightly distort their voice, making this a safe spot for even criminals to come and plead for your gods forgiveness, or your advice. And unfortunately for you, someone did take said advice. A voice you do not recognize murmurs through the mesh, low, and seemingly masculine, the voice has a rumble to it that only those on the larger side of life have. “Forgive me Father this very evening, for I have done such,, terrible,, terrible things,,” Although the words he spoke were genuine, his voice held an odd amount of,, amusement,,? What do you do?

YES YOU MAY ROMANCE THE BIG MAN HE IS VERY ROMANCABLE

The man would shift slightly before beginning to speak. “There was a young man in the road father.” His voice was low as he began to speak, his shadow along the mesh seemed to rise as he sat up taller, looking at the ceiling. “Oh but I didn’t stop Father, I believe I might’ve gone even faster, he could’ve been a father, or a son. I didn’t even stop after I’d done it. Simply left the body in the road.” His tone was almost,, reminiscent

“I simply didn’t wish to Father. It wasn’t my first transgression.” His voice becomes soft as he murmurs a quiet. “There was a child once. Once.”

“The same thing that happened to the man.” He murmurs. “Her body left out in road for the buzzards. Or for her poor mother to find.”

“Oh yes Father. I do know how they died.” His voice was amused now. “After all I had to stop by my brothers car wash after each event.”

His voice became low and he’d trail his hand along the mesh. “Oh no father. I’ve come to *share*” his voice was amused as he stood in the booth. “I’ll return next confession with more tales for you. I certainly hope to see you again.”

It was around twelve days later that the next confession occurred, someone entered the voice and a familiar “hello father” was murmured from the other side It was him again

Alr!!

It’s ok!!!! He’d pause for a long moment. “There was a man in the road a few days ago father.” He started quietly, shifting his weight to stare at the ceiling. “I was driving along, and he was crossing the road. I didn’t stop, Father, I didn’t. He could’ve been a father, someone’s child,,” his voice was deep and almost sinister. “And I left his body in the road.”

“I know exactly why father,, this isn’t the first time I’ve done this.” He slouched over to stare at his feet. “There was a child.”

He sounded as if he where holding back sobs before a soft snickering slips out. “Oh father. I haven’t come for forgiveness, I’ve come to tell of my deeds, now I’m not the only one burdened with this knowledge. I’ll see you next confession father. There’s so much more I have to tell you.”

He’d trail his fingers along the mesh between them. “Oh dear. Shame isn’t exactly my thing. I’m here to spread my own word, Father, you’re here to listen. Isn’t it what Luna would ask of you? Listen to the woes of the troubled. Perhaps you can talk me into forgiveness. But I highly doubt it. Till then. You’ll listen. And once you’ve listened enough. I’ll tell you why.”

OHOHOHOOHOOO Well I mean that’d be the most awkward moment “*confesses horrible shit*” “Oh my god Emris is that you.” “W Wh- FRUIT BOY? Goddammit I was trying to scare the religion people >:(“ Anyways uh GAY COWBOYSSSSSS And ilyt/p my man!! Good luck!!

EXACCCTLY EMRIS IS JUST BIG MAN WHO CONSTANTLY RANTS ABOUT KILLING GOD OFC HELLFOLK KNOW HIM AHDHCJH