message brought to you by: the glaggles

be joyus

do not move, your fate is sealed.

be joyus

so very joyus

it's a joyus glaggle. do not be confused by the human promotion of such a sugary snack. it is poisoning us. be joyus.

so ... does that mean you are joyus?

all chocolate chip cookies are secretly laced with poison.

be joyus.

in being joyus, you are now spared from the unending torture that will be inflicted upon all who are not joyus.

you're so unjoyus! your punishment awaits you.

no. you are forced to eat goozlobble gummies. the most vile food in all of glaggleland.

nobody has spoken of the goozlobble because of how unjoyus it is.

your beverage is the stinky funglegunge of the enphoso fountains. almost worse than your goozlobble. and we will watch you very closely as you eat and drink those things, and we will enjoy it.

you may also eat your coleslaw.

we will inject you with assimilation serum, so that you have no choice but to live off of that alone.

that is where you are wrong, my friend, my friend, for chocolate chip cookies are forbidden in glaggleland, and anyone caught smuggling them will be ###### ## ### ###