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TheUnknown17 
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28.03.2021
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TheUnknown17[OP]
28.03.2021 22:42
LinkI love these two some much ple as e
TheUnknown17[OP]
28.03.2021 22:43
LinkNot some so* smh
TheUnknown17[OP]
28.03.2021 22:44
LinkBut oh to have a 2 meter tall boyfriend
You leave your hands off of my beloved wall son and wall daughter in law >:(
Well he can reach her neck before she can reach his that's for sure
Well that’s too bad
Wait.
What about a 4’11 bird man
Who could reach neck first there?
That’s a really weird question but oh well
Speedy bird man snag neck
Tiny hands make for many grabbage
Mmm
But Zek would probably be stronger then this underfed midget.
So,, it’s any mans game honestly
Well a hitman/killer vs a speedy bird man
So uh
I don't want to be that person but we know,,
Hitman/killer vs speedy bird man who was raised in an army
I still believe it’s any mans game
But Zek has a very good advantage in the tall department
BIRD MAN RAISED IN ARMY
I'd put a flushed emoji but I'm on a computer uh,,
Idk, could be a tie
Until a gun is pulled out,,
I can’t believe we’re pitting a tiny bird man and a hitman against eachother for the sake of “wtf would happen”
True
Then there’s The “who can pull out their weapon faster? Gun man or knife boy?”
It’s totally hilarious
The height difference
The fact they don’t even know eachother and are attempting neck grab cause their creators said so
It’s just amusing
Oh yes
Oc torment is just amusing
But in all honesty
The real question is:
Would they hate eachother
Would they simply ignore eachother
Or would they be friends?
Ignoring this very obvious strangulation situation of course
Good question,,
I feel like they'd probably ignore each other though
Oh boy
Then Ebony’ll probably dislike him,, not enough to do anything about it
But disappointed/disapproving looks and lotsa mumbling
