Crash: You lying, cheating, piece of shit! Seam: Oh yeah? You’re the idiot who thinks you can get away with everything you do. WELCOME TO THE REAL WORLD Crash: I’m leaving you, and I’M TAKING FIREFLY WITH ME Maceria, picking up the monopoly board: I think we’re gonna stop playing now.

Seam: Everyone, synchronize your watches. Maceria: I don’t know how to do that. Firefly: I don’t wear a watch. Crash: Time is a construct.

Maceria: The snack that smiles back, GOLDFISH. Seam: I though it was the snap that smiles back, GOLDFISH. Firefly: No no its obviously what CHARACTER 1 said. Crash: SNAP THAT CHILDS BACK, GOLDFISH. All-Crash: W H A T

Crash, about Maceria: Apparently we’re getting someone new in the group. Seam: Are we stealing them? Firefly: New or used? Crash: Wonderful responses, both of you.

Crash: I currently have 7 empty notebooks and I have no clue what to put in them. Suggestions? Seam: Put spaghetti in it. Crash: I'm currently taking suggestions from literally anyone but you. Maceria: Put spaghetti in it. Crash: I'm currently taking suggestions from anyone but you two. Firefly: Put spaghetti in it. Crash: I'm no longer taking suggestions.

Firefly: Can I be frank with you guys? Seam: Sure, but I don’t see how changing your name is gonna help. Crash: Can I still be Crash? Maceria: Shh, let Frank speak.

Seam: *Screams* Crash: *Screams louder to establish dominance* Maceria: Should we do something? Firefly: No, I want to see who wins.