I don’t eat breakfast

So what’s u gonna do.

By throwing it off the roof to the road while a car is coming then it gets eaten by pigeons and they get hit by a school bus on the nearby driveway

Then a family trip gone wrong because the cereal was on the road. Then the cat came out and ate the cereal. The cat turned wanted and killed people. The cat was killed by grandpa joe. Grandpa joe was the cat.

Then the cereal got spat out. So the cereal is dead

That’s how you kill cereal folks

maybe corn flakes?