Talk to Newton
by:
Newton-Pud 
919
919
18.02.2020
374 comments
DJKitKat
18.02.2020 17:08
LinkHey bud owo
Newton-Pud[OP]
18.02.2020 17:08
LinkNewton: Hey chum.
Comment removed
Newton: oh. urm.. I'm also scared of the dark, even if I can slightly see.
Newton: oh you... just plugged in a toaster I was holding.. you can't "plug me in" now if you excuse me. I'm out of here.
*comes alive just to take a selfie and quickly sends it to all my friends, then dies again*
Football: *dies and immediately comes out of his recovery center*
Football: *appears outside of the building, staring into a puddle*
*but i dont get knocked out, i look in the puddle, and the reflection is Football*
Newton: *grabs a vacuum* NO PUDDLES
*the vacuum sucks up the puddle but immediately electrocutes Newton*
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
*grabs the piece that fell on ur head, and throws it at you*
*It hits his hat*
HEY, MY HEAD IS EASILY BREAKABLE!
Don't do that... :(
Football: *pops out of the puddle, and runs away, leaving me to see a monster in my reflection*
Me: *quickly looks back at you, with an evil look*
also me: run while you have the chance!
Me: *throws you, making you land 1 foot ahead of me*
Me: You're lucky I can't throw!
Me: *throws you in the back of a white van, and quickly shuts the doors*
Football: *tries to escape, but is to late and gets his foot stuck in the door
Newton: AA *he tries to help Football but hes pretty weak after being thrown around*
Football: *louder screaming* I NEVE'VR THOUHG'VHT I WOU'VLD SAY THIS BU'VT RUL'VER SAVE ME'V
Football: *hears fated voice of Ruler*
Me: sees Football's feet, goes back into the front seat, opens a hole the size to fit Ruler, and pushes him in
Ruler: Football! *she slowly walks toward him with her hand out, and grabs him*
Me: *pushes Blue Sponge, Glasses, and Dollar threw the hole*
Ruler: hmmm... a lightbulb you say, Dollar! inspect this lightbulb will you!
Ruler: YOU'RE GOING TO HAVE MORE CRACKS ONCE I'M DONE WITH YOU!
Newton: *gulps* I'm really sorry. I just get a little angry sometimes... *he slightly cries but tries to hide it*
Football: *gets his foot released and run over to you* It's o'vk... Its o'vk
Newton: *He covers his face with his hands so they can't see him cry* o-okay...
Ruler: *falls down and gets her arms tied by Football* how did you tie my hands! you only have feet!
Dollar: *gets ripped in half*
Me: *stops again, this time pushing Orange, Derpy Patrick, Caney, and Unicycle in*
Me: *stops for the last time, causing everyone to fly toward the front* where here!
Me: *comes in* what are you doing!
Football: *grabs you by the arm and runs out the door, followed by everyone else*
Football: *places you down* Let’s run away...
(The phone is at 3% it will die soon)
Football: *runs toward the puddle*
(The % doesn’t seem to be moving)
Football: just hid’ve or you’re going t’vo get caught and go ba’vck in the dark roo’vm!
Newton: *hes at the top of the tree* I can see them but, I'm pretty hidden.
(yay!)
Me: *runs back toward the building*
(im back on the computer)
Football: *gets out of the puddle, and stares in the puddle, but i creep up behind him*
Football: *gets ready to catch you*
Me: *my head is stuck underwater*
Solar: ( he stared lunar in the eye ) Mhm...
Lunar: ImI''
Solar: Anyways, how are you?
Lunar: Yes, yes it is ( she looked away from solar )
Solar: Why are you a lightbulb anyways
Lunar: have you done anything lately.. or something?..
Solar: Grrr
Newton: I made a new gadget! *he pulls out a cheap speaker looking thing*
Newton: well, *he pulls the trigger* you can blast music waves at whatever you want! *it blasts at a tree but does nothing* uh.. it was meant to blow the leaves off.. :(
Lunar: It.. it will work soon!
Solar: let me try ( he takes it off him )
Solar: ( he pulls the trigger over and over again )
Lunar: ( slaps him and takes it off him ) Stop it, you might break it >:(
Solar: ( He blinds lunar with the light from the sun on his chest )
Lunar: AH!
Comment removed
Newton: L-lunar.. What did she even do to you? How does she deserve being thrown away?
Newton: Explain... how did she "ruin" you? *he starts getting angry*
Solar: You don't know, she always started random fights with me, i had enough so i made her faint
She told everyone, the word was spread and everyone hated me
and she made me get taken away from my family...!
Newton: huh..? but.. she seemed so nice.. *he steps back in regret*
Lunar: ( She charged at solar ) BECAUSE YOU WOULDN'T LEAVE ME ALONE! ( she hits him so hard that he goes unconscious for a while )
Newton: *slowly walks over to his hot air balloon and starts looking for something*
*he throws the speaker thingy he made on the ground and it slightly broke but he didn't notice*
Newton: I'm going to need to go to my air ship, you can come if you please. Just don't follow me while I get the "thing" I need.
*it tries to lift up off the ground but it was stuggling*
Newton: >:( *he punches the control panel and it blasts off*
AHHH, WHAT THE HECK
*luckily it slows down before they reach the air ship*
Newton: *falls over* ughhhh....
( She was lying on the side of the air balloon and she fell out )
Lunar: I feel kinda dizzy... should i just wait here?
Newton: come inside! its really cold out there! *He opens the door, the wind came in and messed up a bunch of the papers lying on the desk*
Newton: ugh.. everything's messed up *he closed the door*, I'll go get what I came for. You, uh.. sit on my sofa? *he walked out into a different room*
Lunar: Okay ( she sat down on the sofa and rested for a short while )
Newton: h-here. *it was a extremely fluffy cushion *
I got you this, I thought you might like it..?
( She took the cushion and hugged it, she felt really happy because nobody has given her a gift before )
Newton: *smiles* glad you like it :)
*he suddenly falls over*
Bunvie: *laughs and then stares at Lunar awkwardly* oops, he wasn't alone..
Comment removed
Bunvie: Mmhm, now if you excuse me, I need to take this stupid lightbulb somewhere.
Bunvie: To some dog's house. I'm just trying to change some things around ;)
Hop: *walks in* uh.. what are you doing with...wait..
Hop: You took me here! Put Newton down!
Bunvie: no. *a poral appears and she jumps in before it closed quickly*
Hop: She was the one who brought me here, now shes taken Newton.. :(
Hop: I don't know. *he looks at the controls for the air ship* I don't even know how to drive this thing!
Hop: Newton told me how much this air ship means to him, I don't want to crash it either. Maybe there is a button to make the air ship stay still?
*He taps a button and the air ship stops*
Hop: huh. I think that worked.
Hop: *he grabs one of the maps from a box* I'll control if you want.
