What if every country in the world has ninjas, but we only know about Japans ninjas because they are so bad at being ninjas

Why is there a D in fridge, but not refrigerator?

Every book you have ever read is just a remix of the dictionary.

If you destroy a cereal box are you a cereal killer?

When your talking, you cant breathe out through your nose.

Neil A was the first person to step on the moon, but Neil A spelled backwards is Alien.

If you poor Ice Water on a hot dog, does it become a chili dog?

The word nun is just the letter n doing a cart wheel.

Taxes are just a yearly subscription to the country that you live in, and Childhood is just the free trial.

If your parents tell you to not take candy from strangers, then what is halloween?

Your eraser slowly dies because of your mistakes.

why is bacon called bacon and cookies called cookies, if you cook bacon, and you bake cookies?

Do clothes in china just say made down the road?

If your shirt isn't tucked into pants, are your pants tucked into your shirt?

If a invisible person blinks, can they see though their eyelids?

A FIRE TRUCK IS ACTUALLY A WATER TRUCK!!!

When I yawn, do death people think I am screaming?

If you are waiting for the waiter, aren't you the waiter?

Why aren't Iphone chargers just called apple juice?

If you buy a bigger bed, you have more bedroom, but less space in your bedroom.

Actors pretend to work

People with glasses just have bad graphics.

If you don't pay taxes, then you go to jail, where you dont have to pay taxes.

Any stairway is a stairway to heaven, if you are clumsy enough.

WHY IS THE PIZZA IN A SQUARE, WHEN IT IS A CIRCLE, AND THE SLICE IS A TRIANGLE????

Go make your own Trigger Time

This is my trigger time, plz respect that.