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okay so first thing, the whole "kittypet" idea. I get it, you basically want to 'dehumanize' cats who prefer to be taken care of and not in the wild. But i have a few things to say about this. You're talking about housepets as if they are some sort of freak of nature, which they're not. They're cats like the rest of them. With this out of the way, let's get started. so, this is going to be hard to explain, basically the whole "kittypets cant join clans" thing. This is a code, and yes, apparently cats whom aren't exactly the smartest things on the planet need a made up set of rules to follow IN THE FOREST. the warrior code says kittypets aren't capable of being in the clan because their veins are filled with kittypet blood, as if warriors are something different. this is broken FIRST OFF when bluestar willing allows rusty (now known as firestar) to join thunderclan, because he beat a tom (greystripe) that was roughly his size. yeah, as if she hadn't broken the code enough already though, sh

she got together with a tom from another clan, had half clan kits, etc. But yeah, after letting him in, she already broke half the damn code. and let's not forget leopardstar and sasha, leopard star repeated bluestar's mistake, when she offered for sasha to join the clan with her kits, whom were also, part kittypet. andd why not mention daisy and cloudtail while we're at it, these two are basically the only reason im not shouting right now, sure daisy may be a kittypet but at least she helped around the clan even at the age she is, and cloudtail, he's a good thunderclan warrior despite being a complete kittypet (princess's biggest son).

moving on from kittypets, we have the whole god damn other drama with squirrelflight and ashfur. First off can i say how much i ****ING HATE this entire thing, ashfur, whom was crazy for squirrelflight, is the perfect example of a ****ing marry sue. you know just be happy for squirrelflight, stop being a utter asshole cause bramblestar got the girl. Even though, squirrelflight isn't innocent. her sister, leafpool, damn well knew she broke the code when she had babies with crowfeather, who got together with three different girls, chill buddy. she pretty much was ashamed of her kits and said "i'll just adopt them over to my sister" it's like YOU GAVE UP YOUR OWN DAMN KIDS, DO YOU NOT THINK YOU'LL REGRET THAT? but anyway, the entire 'ashfur and squirrelflight' thing needs to be dropped, im tired of seeing maps about them, it's kind of annoying. Ashfur literally tried killing 4 ****ing cats, how the **** did he get away with that until hollyleaf killed him off?

im not saying people can't like them, im just saying dont sit there and tell other people "yeah you should like ashfur" he deserved to get killed off in my opinion it's not like the erins killed off enough characters, but i don't understand why they'd kill off kids who hadn't even become apprentices yet. I understand, swiftpaw seemed like shit but, killing him off kind of was dumb, especially by getting slaughtered by dogs. and dont get me started on the mapleshade and appledusk shit, mapleshade is one of my favorite characters, so no hate, but, this is kind of like the squirrelflight and ashfur situation. appledusk, ****s up by meeting with mapleshade, knowing his clan will find out. And they did, mapleshade lost her kits, but appledusk is just like "let me just become mates with this girl" AFTER he tells the leader he made a MISTAKE, it's like you don't say that in front of your partner, and you shouldn't

say it at all, if you having kits with a girl you so called 'love' is a mistake then that's disgusting. but now we get to the final section of today's tedtalk, jayxstick

i get it, it's fun to ship a blind character with an inanimate object, but is it necessary? in my opinion, it's not. Because shipping a breathing creature with a thing that can't love back is stupid. besides, he breaks the damn stick anyway, it's not like he ever needed it either, the joke isn't funny anymore, neither is the fact people still ship it. He needs to be shipped with a more relevant joke (rootpaw).

but yeah, that's it for today. If you guys have anything to say or point out something i may have gotten wrong let me know ^^ thanks for attending my tedtalk

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