._. bro, like, wtf

Cue the epic fanfare *

W h a t

I wasn’t prepared for this

tf-

WLQ WHAT DP I DO

IDK- AM I THE DAD THEN?????

WHEEZE

*CRYING NOISES*

SOBS* WHAT IS THIS-

@-@

OuO are we allowed to strangle babies

UwU W H A T

i'll do just that then-

..................... I swear I’ll start running

* S T R A N G L E S *

WLQ NO NO NO THERE ARE FUKN PPL WATCHING LMAO

LAUGHS TOO HARD*

relajate

WHEEZE

THEY CAN WATCH THEN GET UR DAMN POPCORN

I wish I had some, I'm starving bad

can we eat baby legs

. . . WHAT IS GOING ON

......... I feel confusion

Legs? Delicious. Babies? Immaculate. Baby legs? 🖐😩👌 Hotel? Trivago.

We bouta get us sum fried baby tonight

🤑🤑🤑

I a m

BRUH SINCE WHEN DID I BECAME A MOTHER

G I V E S B O T T L E* O K D O N E

BRUH SINCE FOREVER U ALWAYS TAKE CARE OF PEOPLE

I'm actually ****ing starving so I'm gonna sleep so it doesn't hurt , too bad there aren't any babies around :(

WTF AM I ??? TAKING CARE OF USERS????

:’(

sorry for cussing around the baby tho

O k

SHE'S ASLEEP JHYUGTFRYGHBJKML

B I S H

I KNOW THAT SHIT

never mind I'm good at numbing that pain :) now shut up and go the **** to sleep baby

L m a o

Wait now I'm like imagining a two people and they're dating and they have a good relationship but just before bed, just to **** with person B, person A leans over to whisper: "now shut up and go the **** to sleep baby"

THAT MADE ME BURST OUT LAUGHING INFRONT OF MY DAMN DAD

HAHAHAHA-

what is the chain above supposed to be?

P l e a s e D o n t A s k U s We don’t even know ty

okay, I won't *silently calls the police*

Oh sht-

:))

OH GOD

hi police i have some conspiring baby murderers

IT WASNT ME-

oh ok *hangs up*

JESUS

it was I

*gasp* ok

G a sp

Oh ok

yes

O u i