so me n the cousins were playing basketball at the new house, y'know, just screwin' around and roughhousing (i was in open-toed heels, it was like 30 degree weather and i was suffering ಠ_ಠ) we accidentally threw the ball in the ditch next to the driveway, so my cuz went to go get it. he found these fake fish. about 5 of them, all identical. we took one out with a stick. we kicked it around and stomped on it n' stuff. later we found out. those fish were real. no wonder they looked so realistic but i'll never forget their hollowed out pupils and their cold little bodies, frozen solid...