he came knocking at our door at like 1 am

“Hey please call an ambulance and the cops”

bestie you just walked up a very steep hill do you need an ambulance

cause you seem fine

but I went and saw it this morning after breakfast and he lost his shoes and phone in the water and there was just a bong at the shore Severely injured, destroyed phone, lost shoes nope glass bong perfectly fine

AND THE BARRIER BY THE ROAD AND THE WATER IS COMPLETELY DESTROYED

no