I am seriously lucky to not have extremely bad things happen to me

also wanna hear something funny

as a kid u know those "youre the millionth visitor! get a free amazon giftcard!!" I WOULD LITERALLY ALMOST DO IT BECAUSE I WAS UNNATENDED AS A CHIKD ON THE INTERENET THE ONLY REASON I DIDNT IS BECAYSE I DIDNT WANT TO "PUT MY ADRESS" BECAHSE I THOUGHT THEY WOULD MAIL IT TO ME AND MY MOM WOULD BENLIKE "WHAT IS THIS!!!"