um... i usually START with lucas beating someone to death in an alleyway.

then he just picksem up

XD

mk... START!

lucas: beating the shit out of someone with his umbrella*

lucas: spots him, and sinks into the shadows, holding his umbrella like a cane and leaning on it*

lucas: waits for him to pass*

lucas: steps out of the shadows, a little ways behind, and a deep, very pure british voice sounded* ello sir. did think id see a chump like you here, aye?

lucas: *steps next to the corpse, kicks an arm out the way, and walks to him* well... you a a CHUMP!

lucas: BOPS him in the head with his umbrella, HARD, so he passes out* YOUR not going to tell anyone...

lucas: picks him up, and teleports in a very dark room, with a bed, chair, and a noose; sets him down in the chair, removes all of his clothes, and ties him up*

lucas: a chair appears behind him, and he sits in it, leaning against his umbrella; simply looks athim until he wakes up*

lucas: raises a brow, stands up, and twirls his umbrella*

lucas: slowly walks around him, twirling his umbrella* i didnt want to have to do this. *sighs* i only did it to a young girl once. but... that girl happened to be my GIRLFRIENDS BEST FRIEND! or... my ex's best friend. my ex apprehended me. in a way, im here. alive. continuing my duty as an eternal demon.

lucas: stops in front of him* i may not be gay... *bends down in his face* ...but i can SURELY get somethin done.

lucas: this prevents ALL people from telling of my homocidal duties.

lucas: oh... IM not gonna do anything. y'see... *walks around him* i have a friend. shes a weindigo, a beast that eats human flesh. i give her food in exchange for information. BUT... this time... i asked for a DIFFERENT favor... just in case. *stops in front of him, and moves to the side, so he can see the door* kaisha: *busts open the door, and stares in, the front of her body pitch black becuase the light is behind her* hello...

dis gurl is ALSO insane... but... not really... shes just wild. literally, she lives in the woods)

kaisha: *walks in, her face becoming visibe* so... lucas... you got one? *holds his face up by his chin* hm...

kaisha: well... thanks for the meal... lucas: kaisha! THIS IS THE FAVOR! I ALREADY GAVE YOU A MEAL FOOL! kaisha: growls in lucas's face* lucas: flinches and backs away*

kaisha: then what do i- WHHYYYYYY IS HE NAKED, LUCAS?!

lucas: ... kaisha: ok... so... you ARE ASKING ME TO- no. no no no. no im leaving. *begins to walk away* lucas: waaaaaait... *rolls his eyes, and grabs her and pulls her to him with his umbrella* bb... why not? kaisha: *stomps on his foot and removes her shirt* im gonna ****ing kills you for this lucas! *throws it at his head and approaches ashton; bends down and looks at him* hm...

kaisha: i wanna eat you. but... looks like i have no choice but to do it in a different way, huh? *kisses him deeply*

kaisha: *mumbles* i hate my life... *sits on his d and yelps*

kaisha: ~whispers in his ear~ ok dude... i hate this JUST as much as you do ok? lucas is a ****ing nutjob. im ONLY doing this because im a girl of my word. if not i wouldve ****ing ate him by now. so... can you bear with me on this? please?... *bounces a bit*

kaisha: >////~////< im so sorry... if i dont do this he'll kill us both... well i can overpower him any day... aha~

kaisha: n-niether do i! MPH~ sh-should...should i just ****ing attack him?

okeh) kaisha: OK! IM DONE! IM VERY SORRY! *unties him, jumps off and lunges at lucas, clawing at his throat* lucas: *wrestles with her* ****ING- *flings her* kaisha: lands and lunges again*

lucas: *freezes her, and pins him down* hehe... you arent getting away so easily... *kisses him, and slides in some tongue*

lucas: holds his d* hmhmhm.... your in for a suprise... *takes off his clothes* i can certaily do anything you want... kaisha: looks at him worried* I CANT MOVE! IM SORRREEEE!!!

lucas: *covers his mouth* SHHHHH... *licks the tip*

lucas: careses it and plays with it* ya like that?~

lucas: puts it in his mouth and starts to suck it*

lucas: keeps sucking* mm~

lucas: roughly flips him over, and lucas slides his d into him*

lucas: thrusts hard, holding his arms down*

lucas: continues. but harder*

lucas: gk~ mmm~ *tenses up*

lucas: *huffs, and does him HARDER*

lucas: ttsht~ GHA~ *removes it, and its dripping wet*

lucas: mmm~ *sits him up, stands, and grabs the back of his head, and shoves it in his mouth*

lucas: *pushes his head back and forth*

lucas: oh... okkkkk... >//~//<

lucas: MPH!~ ahaha~

lucas: GAH!~ y-yes~

lucas: *tenses* mmm~

Ashton: *he took it out of his mouth and kinda jerked him off a bit*

lucan: NYAH!~

Ashton: *he went really quickly*

lucas: *trembles* ah~ mmm~

Ashton: *he continued*

lucas: his leg twitched and he moans*

Ashton: *he began to lick the tip while still jerking him off*

lucas: MMMMPH!~ *squirts*

Ashton: *it went all on his face*

lucas: relaxes* shit...

Ashton: ..?

lucas: sits down and leans his head back, panting*

Ashton: .. *he stayed silent*

lucas: *looks at him wide eyed, and seemed to have regained his sanity* hooooly shit! *falls back* that was intense... kaisha: unfreezes and tackles lucas*

Ashton: ?

kaisha: hisses at him and rips out his throat* grrr... *stands up and looks at ashton* you should go... he'll be back... *puts her shirt on and rewraps the bandages she uses for shorts*

Ashton: O-okay.. *he got up, grabbed his clothes, and left*

kaisha: looks back, then down at lucas* ugh! *kicks him* GET UP DUMBASS! I KNOW YOUR NOT SLEEPING!

lucas: giggles and opens his eyes* kaisha: didnt know you could do THAT! *sits by him* and i didnt think you had such a dick... lucas: hm? AH! *covers himself*

Ashton: ..

kaisha: well... NEVER make me do that again. that guy was ****ING GEY! lucas: *shrugs* kaisha: punches him playfully* get some pants on ya douche...

Ashton: .......

lucas: insanity returns* you mother ****er. *grabs his umbrella and smacks kaisha in the shin with it* kaisha: falls* l-lucas! lucas: beats her with it*

kaisha: screams*

Ashton: * somehow wearing his clothes now, he heard the scream, running back to them *

kaisha: ACK! *all bloody, being smacked down with an umbrella* lucas: smiles* next time... obey me...

Ashton: S-stop!

kaisha: *knocked out* lucas: ... *walks to him*

Ashton: ....

lucas: *drops it* ... ok.

kaisha: ng.... *pushes herself up* mumbles~ im your boss... dumbass...

Ashton: *he looked up at lucas* ..

lucas: disappears* kaisha: falls back down*

Ashton: *he ran over to Kaisha* Are you okay???

kaisha: *blushes and swats at him* y-yeah whatever.

Ashton: You s-sure?

kaisha: *stands up, and her leg gives away, and she tumbles back down*

Ashton: *He held out his hand to her, trying to help her stand*

kaisha: grabs it and stands up, wincing*

Ashton: ..

kaisha: m... ow...

Ashton: you good...?

kaisha: i have a broken leg... NO IM NOT GOOD! *pulls away and then falls over*

Ashton: Theres a hospital I think nearby?

kaisha: ... I DON'T NEED A HOSPITAL. I DONT NEED DOCTORS, AND I DONT NEED YOU. *gets up and limps*