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sylveonsr[OP]
24.05.2019 13:43
LinkGonna start trying to follow my horoscope I guess... ;v;
To see yours, go to https://www.astrology.com/horoscope/daily.html
Tell me what's yours, mine is Sagittarius
ILoveBudgies101
24.05.2019 21:56
Linkim a pisces ._.
OwO This is teh Rooster thing
MAY 24, 2019: Things you ignored or thought you took care of could come back to haunt you today. Did you forget to unplug the toaster this morning? Leave something unfinished at work last week? Whatever it is, better take care of it now before it becomes a bigger problem.
o h? I need to apparently avoid technology today... Clearly not doing that though!
lawl X3. Here is wat I found today for me:
Speak up for what you want. You can be more aggressive than usual. Your thinking is quick and observant - seek opportunities in unusual places. Close associates appreciate your insight and advice. Laughter is the best medicine. Funny videos, shared jokes, and silly friends can all contribute to feeling more optimistic.
owo Have you ever just looked up your thing? I looked up cancer and saw what signs I would have a relationship best with. One was Leo... But my sister is a Leo
I legit just checked the flirt thing XD this is what it said
MAY 24, 2019: You're usually the one who's most in touch with everyone's feelings, but this is ridiculous. You might be the only one in the neighborhood who can see what's really going on, so speak up.
let's check singles love!
MAY 24, 2019: Seeking and finding true love might sounds as possible to you as capturing a unicorn right about now, but you shouldn't get bitter about your search. Romance isn't an easy thing to conjure. Do your own thing until Cupid catches up.
I'm Cancer. And kinda weirded out now because Cancer matches with Leo... whatever
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oh dear stars theirs a romance one... Imma click on it
WEEK OF MAY 20, 2019: You may be so busy hustling and bustling about on behalf of others as the week begins that you forget to take care of yourself. Block out some time for rest -- and for some comfort and joy, whether with a sweetie, friends or solo-style. Around Thursday or Friday, make your words and gestures loud and clear. Why leave anything open to misinterpretation when you can be clear and bright as a bell? And this weekend, deftly avoiding both overthinking and overreacting makes for sweet stuff in the love department. Find that mind/heart balance and you'll be awesome, indeed.
Oh wow... ( mine on 5/24/19)
You're the embodiment of fun as the week begins, so deck those halls and revel in the extra attention you're bound to get. Yes, you're particularly hot when you're having this much fun -- it's that irresistible glow you've got. Around Wednesday, Thursday and Friday, you've got a knack for gifts that don't cost a thing, yet are absolutely priceless. Who'll be the recipient of your generosity? This weekend, you can click with someone inspiring and do some very interesting exploring together.
aaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhh theirs a thing called sexscope... I'm clicking on it...
Cause... This
MONTH OF MAY 2019: May starts off as a bit of a drag for you, Cancer. Mars is still in Gemini until May 15, making you moody and exhausted by broken promises and getting ghosted. Don’t swear off love just yet. When one door closes, another opens, especially with the Uranus-Neptune semi-square on the first, bringing new and interesting people into your life. Give it a chance!
Things heat up when seductive Mars enters your sign on May 15, along with lovely Venus entering friendly sign Taurus on the same day. Suddenly, your hibernating sex drive springs back to life. You’ll be dropping jaws all over town without even batting an eye. Those new “friends” you made earlier this month will be begging for a night with you. Enjoy this rediscovery of your sexual energy by getting a little kinky - you’ve earned it! Just make there’s a lot cuddling and sweet talk after.
The hottest night of the month is the eighteenth, with the full moon in Scorpio promising you a night of passion and
sensual new experiences. Come in with an open mind and heart and you won’t leave disappointed - if you leave at all!
beautiful UwU I foun this (5/24/19) for sexscope:
The month starts off playful and fun because Mars is in Gemini, giving you energy and charm to spare. Your social calendar is booked, and your phone is constantly blowing up with flirty text messages. While you enjoy playing the field, keep in mind that your careless attitude could hurt a few feelings. You might not want anything serious, but your lover might have other ideas. Don’t make promises you don’t intend to keep, Sagittarius. Be up-front from the start.
Venus in Aries has been your wing-planet for the last few weeks, but when Venus leaves Aries for Taurus on May 15, you’ll find yourself missing the planet’s protection. Jealousy and petty arguments could replace the lighthearted, spontaneous fun you’ve been enjoying with your partner. Find common ground or you might find your bed empty.
Blue skies return when the sun and Mercury enter lively Gemini on the twenty-first, showing everyone your best self: dynamic, adventurous, and even-t
Imma just look at the daily thing now XD
MAY 24, 2019: Devote some time today to treating yourself right. A little bit of self-nurturing will help remind you of your value to other people. If your ego is in need of a boost, don't try to find it through the approval of others. A great way to gain self-confidence today would be to tackle something that scares you a little—whether it's a mental activity or a physical feat. Go for it today!
ack-
yours says "Technology may let you down today. Whether your cell phone gets dropped in the toilet or your Internet connection suddenly stops working, prepare to call customer service. In general, try to avoid electronics today. Stick with good, old-fashioned face to face communication."
oof.
I'm clearly not listening to mine XD I'm on electronics right now
MAY 24, 2019: In a group project that you've been working on, no one person is indispensable. This is good news if you've been thinking about ending your involvement—you can do so without a guilty conscience. But if another member of the group has been throwing his or her weight around and trying to get preferential treatment by threatening to leave, feel free to say, "Go ahead and leave!" Calling this person's bluff will make this project much more enjoyable.
suits me, honestly...