Thicker than a snicker

UwU

Lol

:>

Friends indeed! *Hugs*

Sure!

:>

suprise! lmao

Hi!

i am now bored aaa

Hm.. *Kisses -sugarmelonnnuwu-* UwU

??

.-.

will shut up lmao

*Grabs my girlfriend and walks over to a guest room* Give us a moment!

proof that shes thicc

woah!!!

*Closes door and locks it*

the hell!?

yeah

-A hour later- We're back! *Walks back while carrying -sugarmelonnnuwu-* She may not be able to walk-

so uhh do you have a six

oh jeez oexvfmoijrgkmcodf

Huh- what the hell

I dominated her in the bedroom! >:3

jkgtjnuh7vunkmfhg @.@

wait which kind

*Puts my girlfriend on my shoulders* So now what?

umm which kind of dominate

*too tired to say anything*

I'm gonna put my girlfriend to bed rn! I'll brb! *Puts her on the couch and comes back* Rap battle time!

*thinks:i wanna do it more*

did yall wait ****

that was MY ROOM

Oh sorry Vex-

fine -sits on speakers-

*screams quietly in pain and joy*

*Grabs a mic*

its ok

You start!

*still screaming quietly in pain and joy*

on second thought ill go sit with sugar

sugar take this -gives some liquid-

*thinks :lol do they know i can hear them right*

*looks up* ?

dont ask me what the liquid was

⬆️⬇️⬅️➡️⬆️⬆️⬅️➡️⬇️⬇️⬇️➡️➡️⬆️⬅️➡️➡️⬆️⬆️⬆️⬅️⬇️⬇️

*softly whispers in vexs ear:but bruh what is it*

its nuggets cum

*whisper-shouts in vexs ear:WHAT!???!?!?!?*

Beep bop! Boop beep skdoo bep! (Translation: Your mom gay)

yea now be happy i helped you and be glad is wasnt mines

Beep bep skdoo beep bop! (I'll always win, I'll do it for my girlfriend!)

*whispers:ill drink it anyway* *drinks it fast*

Beep bop. (Also that's why your mama gay)

umm plus mixed with her pee so

⬇️⬅️⬅️⬆️➡️⬆️⬅️⬇️⬅️⬅️⬅️⬆️⬆️➡️⬅️⬇️⬆️⬆️⬅️➡️➡️⬅️⬅️⬇️⬇️

*spits it out loudly* ew

c,kjfgiobcjkvm,bcgkik

>:3 Beep bop! (Your game sucks!!)

*whispers loudly:bruh howd they not-*

she said if you drank it you can a 1 year supply of cum

Now this is more my speed!! ⬇️⬅️➡️⬇️⬆️⬆️⬅️➡️➡️⬆️⬅️⬆️⬅️➡️➡️⬇️⬆️⬅️⬆️➡️➡️➡️⬅️⬆️⬆️⬇️⬅️➡️⬅️⬇️⬇️

sidxkjrctnvykb

just drink it

holy shit-

*Pours water on Blue* Chill bro!

... damn

she gave me a one year supply of girls

okay and!?

Wait what-

just drink for her cum

bum cum

Yes they do, why do you think thunder and lightning comes only in storms with rain?

rp animal crossing

*puts glass on table* *stands up even tho legs are still kinda hurting* *walks to bathroom*

Blue, chill, you're good bro

I'm gonna go witch my girlfriend, brb.. *Walks to the bathroom too*

With*

bruh the f!? whyd you follow me!?

can i watch

i got her pregnant

I just wanted to see if you were okay..

OKAY IM TRYNA PEE COULD YOU ****ING GET OUTTA THE BATHROOM NOW!?!?!?!

OKAY OKAY-

cmon nugget

*pushes you out the bathroom*

i wanted to see ya know

*Walks out of the bathroom with a red mark on my cheek* I deserved that-

why tho

;-;

Yup..

Oof

rp animalcrossing

*grumbles to self* jeez these people irritate me

BUT I GOT HER PREGNANT

We'll be supporting you and your child all the way Blue, not matter what!

*puts hand on mouth and stomach* oh ****

rp animalcrossing

Thanks Blu- I feel a disturbance in the force.

STAR WARS REF

*almost vomits but is able to hold it in*

Eh, probably nothing!

go in thebathroom

*stops*

*thinks:oh **** oh **** oh *****

thicc ass blue barry floats in space

I should probably check to see if my girlfriend is okay..

rp on animal crossing

*acts fine* *thinks:AAAH SHES COMING IN*

*Knocks on the door* Can I come in?

not not in my face

*silence*

Hello..?

OPEN THE ****ING DOOR OR I BURN IT DOWN

*stutters quietly*

i can hear you

Hm..?

she said my l-legs

ahem *stays silent* *thinks:uhm maybe if i stay silent they will go?*

Uh-

burns door

*KNOCKS DOWN DOOR* You good?

*freezes*

Vex, wrong door

Lol

*stutters quietly*

You good?

damnit

*silently:alrighty thats it* *deep inhale*

nuggs get online

Uh-

WOULD YOU ALL JUST STOP!?!?!?!!?? *stands up* WHY THE **** DO YALL IRRITATE ME!?!?! SHUT UP!!!! I AM FINE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! NOW JUST SHUT THE F UP!? PLEASE!?!?!? *growls extremely loud*

Uh- Okay- Do you still love me? *Puppy eyes*

*shoves outta the way* *exits*

;-; I don't think she loves me anymore..

nugget get on animal crossing

*stops* *stares at the floor*

oh no

;-;

nugget get out of the blast zone

*starts crying*

*Grabs a bucket, tissues, and a teddy bear* Here girlfriend-

*puts and on stomach slowly*

*hand

*Hugs you from behind* It's okay..

*whimpers softly*

Shshshhhhh.. It's okay..

do you know what nuggets gonna do

she gonna -moves forwards and backwards

Vex shut up Also wdym Blue?

-jumps in front of bulleits-

*Heals you* Not dying today

im immortal

Omg same :O

Yeah!

hey what about me

when i wear red i can die but all black i dont

:(

*Hugs Blue and pats vex on the head*

pats really

*Hugs Vex* There, you happy now?

i would be happy if you got on animal crossing

Now everything is perfect! ^w^

its NOT

I'll get on animal crossing, I'll also still be on here!

So.. How was your day?

You

That's good to hear!

So now what?

gates

bro left

I'm tired

Gn

whatever

shes just a beautiful person~

i love her so ****ing much haha~

SHUT UPP!!!!

.. *Kisses my girlfriend*

HEY DELETE THAT!!!

Okay.. I trust you..

Aww! So cute!

Okay, you were right. BUT DELETE IT NOW!!!

COME ON!!!

Fine.. Just don't send it to anyone else..