poor evee

I may be normal but im no average girl, theres no one like me in this Pokemon world. so choose me baby, come on, give me a whirl. ill be your... heart, your soul, your diamond and pearl! they say an eevee is a trainers best friend, im. the first of tail fluff!

YES the EEVEE SONG https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yW50icr0KNA

I may be normal, but I'm no average girl There's no one like me in this Pokémon world So choose me, baby, come on, give me a whirl! I'll be your heart! Your soul! Your diamond and pearl! They say an Eevee is a trainer's best friend A ball of versatile fluff You can make me fit your favorite trend Be it fire, ice, or other stuff! I can evolve to match most any taste The PURRfect fit for your team Use a stone, show some love! I can fit like furry gloves! And then you'll see that I can be whatever you need me to be! Some like it hot, some like it wet Some love the shock, I'm yours to change! Evolving day and night! (Watch out, I bite!) I'll satisfy your needs, no matter how strange! So choose me, baby, please don't "leaf" me behind! I guarantee I'm your type! And I~may play cold, but only if you don't mind And I enjoy a triple-Pokémon-fight! Come be my master, I'm your Dream-world come true! I've got a lot of E-X-P! I love competing (and some breeding!) I'm the Pokémon that you're needing