for I am smarter than every human being on this PLANET!

fear me

Dogma: *Yeets him to underlust bc he's a a**hole*

w a a a a a h < / / 3

I hate everything now and I blame it on you

also WHY THE WORD CHOICE S L E E P Y H E A D it literally could've been ANYTHING ELSE ''sleepy head'' sounds like we DRANK TOGETHER OR SOMETHING IDK

that and I think I'm high

no I'd actually would just like you to slap me awake.

I cant die so have at it broski

🥤😌👍✨

-rainbow pastel blood go brrrr- owie.

:(

t h a n x

that's a weird f#ckin compliment tho ngl just walk up to a person bleeding out and just be like " Hey I think your blood is extremely pretty "

okay I guess that's an excuse

-just s m e a r s some blood onto him cuz ya-

👀

-existence-

-AGRESSIVE HEAD PATS-

I'm hungry but I also have to pat you hangry pats.

-blink-

wawawaw

what would happen if I poked your eye

ok.

-chill-

-chill face.png-

-earrape whale noises-

-stopz- anywayz

-spooky dance-

-awawawa moment-

-passes out cuz sure-

-insert DRAMATIC FLOP-

-nah they're snoring-

-snore <//3-

-no moment-

-SATANIC SCREECH-

THIS IS CONSIDERED TORTURE IN MODERN DAYS LAWS

I will actually murder you

>:(

-pretend dies-

-bleh-

-rolls over, opens eyes, and stares at them- b#tch I said I can't die

d u h

*pat*

^^

: D

wanna die

do I have your consent to kill you

oK,,,

-attempts 2 sleep again-

-omg finally sleep-

-SLEEP!??!?! that's surprising-

-woe!!!!?????-